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YSaC, Vol. CXXIV

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the table

here is picture of table

It’s the zen-like brevity that makes this. I hear the resonance of the universe in this post and in this table. I want to be one with the table. I want to drape myself across the table and join the table in its table-bliss.

After all, it is THE table. It is the UR-table. It is the Platonic ideal of tableness. And all of this comes across in a mere seven words.

I don’t even think the table is actually for sale. I think the table just wanted to share itself with the world.

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19 responses to “YSaC, Vol. CXXIV”

  1. Kim Avatar
    Kim

    But can you dinne, at this table?

    Also, be careful with the draping yourself across; the upended extension leaf lying there looks like it might be a little poke-y.

  2. D Avatar
    D

    In Soviet Russia, table sells you!

  3. El Kev Avatar
    El Kev

    I’m wondering if it’s some kind of attempt at Haiku. At least it’s not a French Prudential piece.

  4. Igor The Vigorous Avatar
    Igor The Vigorous

    Ah, I love your blog. I hate it, however, DTMR, because you nearly choke me to death with laughter each day.

    1. isaac Avatar
      isaac

      DTMR??

    2. Fiendish Avatar
      Fiendish

      Due To My Response? I think that’s a pretty good guess.

  5. onna monopia Avatar
    onna monopia

    I wonder if it has an opinion about Obama’s healthplan! Will it argue back?

  6. Elizabeth Avatar
    Elizabeth

    This is one of my favorite posts, too.

  7. dh Avatar
    dh

    It should read:

    It is the table
    here is picture of table
    it is very good

    Haikus FTW!

  8. Michaela. Avatar
    Michaela.

    I laughed so hard at this. XD

  9. Windrose Avatar
    Windrose

    Look at my table.
    Look at picture of my table.
    Please don’t send me any spam.

  10. bitbot Avatar
    bitbot

    Makes haikus look long-winded.

  11. Caleb Avatar
    Caleb

    Rule #1 about The Table: You do not talk about The Table.

  12. LurkRealClose Avatar
    LurkRealClose

    picture of table
    to share with the world at large
    Craigslist is the cave

  13. Personal Failure Avatar
    Personal Failure

    I was an atheist until I found The Table.

  14. Steph Avatar
    Steph

    Should this be read in a deep Russian accent? There aren’t any articles, after all, and doesn’t a stereotypical Russian accent leave out the a’s, an’s, and the’s? Don’t forget to roll your R’s, too!

  15. Lawfixer Avatar
    Lawfixer

    The only thing I want to know is…does it come with matching chairs?

  16. buyers guide Avatar
    buyers guide

    How much to rent the room? And do you allow pets?

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