YSaC, Vol. CXXIV

2008 November 20
by drmk

the table


here is picture of table

It’s the zen-like brevity that makes this. I hear the resonance of the universe in this post and in this table. I want to be one with the table. I want to drape myself across the table and join the table in its table-bliss.

After all, it is THE table. It is the UR-table. It is the Platonic ideal of tableness. And all of this comes across in a mere seven words.

I don’t even think the table is actually for sale. I think the table just wanted to share itself with the world.

Submitted by CP — thanks!

18 Responses leave one →
  1. 2008 November 20

    But can you dinne, at this table?

    Also, be careful with the draping yourself across; the upended extension leaf lying there looks like it might be a little poke-y.

    Adores: 4
  2. 2009 January 7

    In Soviet Russia, table sells you!

    Adores: 18
  3. 2009 April 11
    El Kev permalink

    I’m wondering if it’s some kind of attempt at Haiku. At least it’s not a French Prudential piece.

    Adores: 2
  4. 2009 July 23
    Igor The Vigorous permalink

    Ah, I love your blog. I hate it, however, DTMR, because you nearly choke me to death with laughter each day.

    Adores: 2
    • 2009 November 29

      DTMR??

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    • 2010 June 13
      Fiendish permalink

      Due To My Response? I think that’s a pretty good guess.

      Adores: 1
  5. 2009 August 28
    onna monopia permalink

    I wonder if it has an opinion about Obama’s healthplan! Will it argue back?

    Adores: 6
  6. 2009 September 1
    Elizabeth permalink

    This is one of my favorite posts, too.

    Adores: 1
  7. 2009 September 7

    It should read:

    It is the table
    here is picture of table
    it is very good

    Haikus FTW!

    Adores: 18
  8. 2009 October 1

    I laughed so hard at this. XD

    Adores: 2
  9. 2010 March 3
    Windrose permalink

    Look at my table.
    Look at picture of my table.
    Please don’t send me any spam.

    Adores: 4
  10. 2010 May 28
    bitbot permalink

    Makes haikus look long-winded.

    Adores: 4
  11. 2010 July 2

    Rule #1 about The Table: You do not talk about The Table.

    Adores: 0
  12. 2010 July 16
    LurkRealClose permalink

    picture of table
    to share with the world at large
    Craigslist is the cave

    Adores: 1
  13. 2010 July 29

    I was an atheist until I found The Table.

    Adores: 4
  14. 2010 July 31
    Steph permalink

    Should this be read in a deep Russian accent? There aren’t any articles, after all, and doesn’t a stereotypical Russian accent leave out the a’s, an’s, and the’s? Don’t forget to roll your R’s, too!

    Adores: 1
  15. 2011 November 12
    Lawfixer permalink

    The only thing I want to know is…does it come with matching chairs?

    Adores: 0
  16. 2014 January 20
    buyers guide permalink

    How much to rent the room? And do you allow pets?

    Adores: 0

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