Update to YSaC, Vol. 333: Database fail LIVE!

2009 July 15
by drmk

A while back I posted this shining example of when spambots go hilariously awry, featuring this post:

The craigs list – 34


Hello. I am an MAN looking for an WOMAN who is LAID BACK. I am 21 years old and I like to WATERSKIING and also to CAMPING. I am a good sense of humor with a fun and tall.

My favorite movies are TITANIC, FRIED GREEN TOMATOES, and [ERROR: MOVIE NOT FOUND], but I’m not into chick flicks.

I like to take my dog, MIFFY in the back seet of my HARLEY-DAVIDSON MOTOR CYCLE. Maybe you would like to ride with us?

My favorite music bands are ABBA, AC//DC, and AIROSMITH.

336

Not content to leave awful enough alone, boyofutica has turned this post into a live-action dating video:

This. Is. Awesome. The rubber duckie bit at the end made me cry with laughter. Thank you!!

57 Responses leave one →
  1. 2009 July 15
    Ladycrim permalink

    It all makes sense now …

    Hilarious!

    Adores: 1
  2. 2009 July 15
    Megan permalink

    This is BRILLIANT.
    I am a fan of the RUBBER DUCKY at the end.
    The maker of this video should get an AWARD.
    The only thing better than that video is [error: nothing better than that video can be found]

    megan

    Adores: 26
  3. 2009 July 15
    erin permalink

    “and to camping!” hahaha.. i never imagined a world where old posts arose from the grave with such goodness. cheers!

    Adores: 3
  4. 2009 July 15
    jewelzy permalink

    Oh my goodness. That is the best. thing. ever. Can I have his phone number? I would like to marry him, please.

    Adores: 5
    • 2009 July 15

      i agree!!

      Adores: 0
    • 2009 July 30
      Bethie permalink

      Get in line. I want to marry this guy and have 50 snarky babies with him…

      Adores: 0
  5. 2009 July 15

    Best. Post. Ever.

    Adores: 0
  6. 2009 July 15

    It’s always gratifying to see that there are LOTS of crazy-ass-funny people in the world. Adore!!!

    Adores: 1
  7. 2009 July 16
    haha permalink

    OMG. This is the best thing ever!! ow my lungs hurt so much just from laughing at the duck at the end. WOW. This video is epic.

    Adores: 0
  8. 2009 July 16
    jackie31337 permalink

    OMG that was brilliant! We need more dramatic readings like this. Perhaps this will start a spinoff video blog of dramatic readings of crappy Craigslist posts.

    Adores: 1
    • 2009 July 16
      NicoleT permalink

      I’ll cosign that for sure!

      Adores: 1
    • 2009 July 16
      drmk permalink

      There’s always ProjectRant (see link in sidebar), who do dramatic readings of people’s rants. I love what they’re doing — in fact, we have a joint production upcoming.

      Adores: 1
      • 2009 July 17
        jackie31337 permalink

        Ooh, yes! Definitely send more bad Craigslist posts their way!

        Also, this video gets funnier every time I watch it. A sure sign of a winner!

        Adores: 1
  9. 2009 July 16

    Haha this made my morning! The rubber ducky part was hilarious.

    Adores: 0
  10. 2009 July 16

    That video was hilarious. Good work Miffy!

    Adores: 0
  11. 2009 July 16

    OMG this is the best. I don’t think I’ve laughed this hard in a long time. I kept having to refer back to the ad, especially when he pronounced ‘seet’. Awesome boyofutica, pure and simple awesomeness.

    Adores: 0
    • 2009 July 17

      Me too Martha! I kept scrolling back up so much I had to watch it again. The INTENSITY of the rubber ducky stare just cracked me up.
      Jules

      Adores: 0
  12. 2009 July 16
    Windrose permalink

    A Star is Borned! I can haz more, plz?

    Adores: 1
  13. 2009 July 16

    That was PERFECT! Thanks boyofutica for doing that and thanks drmk for sharing it with us. That was a riot. I’m still laughing.

    Adores: 0
  14. 2009 July 16
    Siobhan permalink

    Man – He’s HILARIOUS! Can I date him?

    Adores: 0
  15. 2009 July 16
    dogface permalink

    This gets a thousand points for awesome. I’ve got it favorited. X3

    Adores: 0
  16. 2009 July 16

    Yes, funny all around. The video was hilarious. The duck at the end was uber creepy. However, not as creepy as this line of text in the original ad: “I like to take my dog, MIFFY in the back seet of my HARLEY-DAVIDSON MOTOR CYCLE”

    Let’s boil this down and correct it a bit to “I like to take my dog in the back seat.”

    *shudder*

    Now I have to go stick a fork in my eyes to get these images out of my head.

    Adores: 5
    • 2009 July 16

      That’s taking it to a whole new level of twisted. Thanks for the visual.

      Adores: 2
  17. 2009 July 16
    nereat permalink

    I like the attention to detail. The head turn in the middle of “AC//DC” was awesome.

    Adores: 6
  18. 2009 July 16
    katg permalink

    Love.

    This totally made my day. Thank you so much!

    Adores: 0
  19. 2009 July 16
    bonni permalink

    That is the perfect proportion of tequila to Kahlua. Cheers all the way around.

    Adores: 0
  20. 2009 July 17
    Olson permalink

    OMG…..MIFFY made me laugh until I cried…

    Adores: 0
  21. 2009 July 17
    Bethie permalink

    Brilliant. Love.it. I have watched it at least 6 times, and it still makes me cry with laughter. Thank you! Also, love the site!

    Adores: 0
  22. 2009 July 19
    katie permalink

    Brilliant! Only disappointment was that he didn’t actually say “error: movie not found.”

    Adores: 2
  23. 2009 July 22
    'sme permalink

    Oh, man, I am literally CRYING with LAUGHTER over here! This is the Best Thing in the World!

    Adores: 0
  24. 2009 July 24
    araispoetry permalink

    This is HILARIOUS!! I’m so happy right now :-)

    Adores: 0
  25. 2009 July 24

    this is the biggest pile of crap and isn’t even remotely hilarious. the guy looks like he would actually rape your mum.

    Adores: 2
    • 2009 July 24
      drmk permalink

      I think you’re missing the context, j.

      Adores: 10
  26. 2009 July 24

    I’m pretty sure this guy could accomplish world peace; brilliant funny. Of course it would require more idiots failing at Craigslist personals…

    Adores: 0
  27. 2009 July 28
    Lara permalink

    is it weird that I was totally attracted to that?

    Adores: 2
  28. 2009 August 3
    Bas permalink

    I cried to tears! best post so far!

    Adores: 0
  29. 2009 August 7
    ??? permalink

    Sadly, my favorite parts are the music and the wallpaper. Classic.

    Adores: 0
  30. 2009 August 12
    Raoul permalink

    I have watched this too many times to admit, and it still hasn’t gone stale. To me, the masterstroke is the mouth-quirk whilst pronouncing “seet.”

    Adores: 3
  31. 2009 August 13

    i am cry at this. dux.

    Adores: 1
  32. 2009 August 25
    Monica permalink

    Is that Error: Movie Not Found any good?

    I love AIROSMITH lol

    Adores: 2
  33. 2009 August 28
    Kenya permalink

    AIROSMITH
    was inflected perfectly!

    Adores: 1
  34. 2009 September 10
    MJH permalink

    This video cracks me up everytime I see it. I have the link saved in my favorites and randomly watch it. This guy needs to make a video for every spambot posts. He is hilarious!!

    Adores: 0
  35. 2009 September 16
    queensbee permalink

    hysterical. and i recognized the accent. it is Utica, NY. very clever. i’ve just discovered your archives. i only found this site about 3 weeks ago…

    Adores: 0
  36. 2009 September 17
    Emily permalink

    Oh my gosh I can’t stop crying. It’s like, it’s so funny, it’s sad.

    Adores: 0
  37. 2009 September 19
    Kris permalink

    omg, the tears.

    Adores: 0
  38. 2009 October 1

    Every single time I watch this, I laugh until I cry.

    Adores: 0
  39. 2009 November 27
    Ashley permalink

    This is one of the best things I have ever seen!!! lol!

    Adores: 0
  40. 2009 December 13
    Windrose permalink

    Huh. Very few of our current group of commentators replied on this post. Could it be possible they haven’t SEEN the best of YSaC?

    Also, why hasn’t boyofutica done any more of these? PLEASE?

    Finally, I’m holding up my rubber ducky!

    Adores: 0
    • 2009 December 13
      arallyn permalink

      Shit son, I’ve read every single post that’s ever been on here! I just find it weird when all five of the most recent comments are from me >_>

      Adores: 0
      • 2009 December 13
        Lola permalink

        I remember reading/seeing this (I could forget?) but had not yet begun to pluck up the courage to comment.

        Adores: 0
  41. 2009 December 17
    Rhonda permalink

    You know, I come back and watch this again from time to time when I need a little pick-me-up. It still makes me cry with laughter every time. I love it!

    Adores: 1
  42. 2010 June 30
    abwh permalink

    That was certainly, well, certainly something! I hope that guy dosen’t live near me.

    Adores: 0

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