Tag: plagiarism

  • YSaC, Vol. 389: But I *paid* someone to write it, so that’s okay.

    Sociology research paper (new orleans)


    I need a thorough research paper, 20 pages, 20 sources.
    if you have it already written i am interested.

    • Location: new orleans
    • Compensation: 300$

    Kris sends this listing in, saying, “Really, dude? You’ve got $300 bucks in spare cash but not enough time to do your own school work?”

    Just for fun, I emailed our budding sociologist to ask some important questions — like, what topic? What university and what class? Sadly, I got no response. His loss. (Actually, since I was planning on turning him in to the professor, it might have been the wise choice on his part.)

    Anyway, I wouldn’t have written Sparky’s sociology paper for him, but it probably wouldn’t have been too hard to find someone who would have:

    Harvard Grad custom writes your term papers-no plagiarizing, ever


    I custom-write your paper on any topic you need. Topic research included in price quote. MLA or APA formatting… email me at Smarts4hire@xxxxxxxxxxxx.com for a fast price quote.

    This ad was submitted by Naomi, who says, “The New Oxford American Dictionary says to plagiarize means to “take (the work or an idea of someone else) and pass it off as one’s own.” Note that I ever so carefully cited my source. So, could someone explain to me how it is possible to have someone else write your term paper and to then turn it in under your own name, but still have “no plagiarizing, ever?”

    Sigh. Stay classy, Harvard. (Says the graduate from a different snooty ivy-covered campus …)

  • YSaC, Vol. 298: Mmmmm, raisins.

    Chef Brian says – m4w – 20


    It is a fairly common misconception that you cant make windows out of brick.
    Most people feel that brick is too soggy. And I can assure you, it is a shoe.
    Scientist have discovered that 9 out of 10 shoes are numb. This brings up a disturbing question.

    DOES COFFEE BLEED!?

    If infact it does then one most consider the possibility that all life is a giant cake mold.
    But instead of delicious gooey, cake batter we are filled with raisins.

    It’s too well-organized to be a spambot. I’m filing this one under “trying too hard” because it feels as though this person is attempting to be random and quirky. You can’t ATTEMPT to be random and quirky — you either are, or you aren’t. This person isn’t.

    [Edited to add: and, as it turns out, this person is plagiarizing from a webcomic. See link in comments!]

    Sent in by SD — thanks!

  • YSaC, Vol. 274: Plagiarism FTW.

    This is behind a cut because it’s long. Very long. Remember the last time I said that? Yeah, it’s kind of like that.

    another year older today URRRGG!! read on if you dare to laugh!! – 37


    i have posted here a few times before just having fun, please read below and tell me what you think ? ohhh and drinks on me loljust your dorky/nerdy/goober next door neighbor washing his truck in the drive way waving at you as you walk down the street…lol ( and thinking…”yummy” ) lol
    and the next day in the row ahead of you in church farting and blaming the next guy laughing….

    really, i do work hard, yet play hard..own a business that keeps me hoping yet am flexible being the owner…love to meet new people and know no stangers…all walks of life may contact me , im here to meet people, just like you !!!!! so hit me up…

    can you answr my riddles ? for brownie points !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Q.What is the difference between “ooooooh”and “aaaaaaah”?
    answer :”??

    Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
    anser ??????

    Q –What famous North American landmark is constantly moving backward?

    Answer?

    ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok okkokooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhh…………ok

    hope you like my below list i cam up with to show you a lil about who i am and also in hopes to make you laugh a lil bit…you should be open minded

    (more…)

  • YSaC, Vol. XCVI

    Axia University of Phoenix Homework For Sale


    Yep, that’s right. I am selling my homework. I went for a business degree, but I have many of the basic classes as well. I did very well in school, and averaged A’s. Payment can be made via money order or paypal. These are some of the classes I have, so let me know what you need:

    BEH225
    COM120
    COM125
    COM215
    CRT205
    ECO205
    ETH125
    HIS135
    HRM240
    INB205
    IT105
    IT205
    IT210
    MGT210
    MGT245
    PHI105
    SCI241
    SCI245
    SOC120

    Apparently he missed out on the Business Ethics course, and just went straight for the “Plagiarism for Fun and Profit” course.