YSaC, Vol. 657: Meat the Gerberts!
30 meat gerberts
they are # 2 all meat will take any donation xxx-xxxx
Here at the Save the Gerberts Foundation, we are very disappointed to see that people are offering gerberts for meat. These tasty, tasty gerberts ... oh, sorry, where was I? These adorable little creatures are good for so much more than their delicious and meaty hind quarters. For example, they're good with children, the elderly, and a light peanut sauce.
The #2 variety of gerberts are specially bred for their temperament and rescue animal skills; it's a shame that people can't see past them rotating on a barbeque spit to enjoy them for the warm, juicy thigh meat that they are ... oops, I mean, warm, loving companion animal, of course.
This message has been brought to you by the Save the Gerberts Foundation.