YSaC, Vol. 657: Meat the Gerberts!
30 meat gerberts
they are # 2 all meat will take any donation xxx-xxxx
Here at the Save the Gerberts Foundation, we are very disappointed to see that people are offering gerberts for meat. These tasty, tasty gerberts … oh, sorry, where was I? These adorable little creatures are good for so much more than their delicious and meaty hind quarters. For example, they’re good with children, the elderly, and a light peanut sauce.
The #2 variety of gerberts are specially bred for their temperament and rescue animal skills; it’s a shame that people can’t see past them rotating on a barbeque spit to enjoy them for the warm, juicy thigh meat that they are … oops, I mean, warm, loving companion animal, of course.
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