I’m conducting an interview for a book with a person who remembers the life of Jesus. If you were to take part in the interview, what would your question or questions be?
Now’s your chance, folks — if you were to interview someone who remembers the life of Jesus, what would you ask them?
In an need of a creative writer, the item is Area rugs and carpets.
Please send quotes
We’ve got some creative people here — even though this ad isn’t very inspirational (or, for that matter, informative), let’s see what we can come up with! Area rugs and carpets — ready, set, write!
He is a sweet puppy only 10 weeks old and gets alone with other dogs and kids(he loves to play) I’m asking a rehoming fee of $150 OBO He need to go ASPS
D’awwww, he’s so liddle! Who’s a puppy?! …okay, got that out of my system.
ASPS? Do they mean that the puppy has to go to a home with poisonous Egyptian snakes? I’ve only lived in the area for 8 months, maybe it’s a [location] colloquialism?
Look at that photo. He’s sitting on a car dashboard, and that car is on the highway. So his current owners have a poor grasp of both acronyms and basic vehicle safety. Great.
Someone adopt this dog As Soon… Permitting Snuggles? And Save Puppy Stuff? Allowing Several Powerful Smells? *sigh* I give up.”
How about And Save it from our Prodigious Stupidity? or As Spot becomes Pavement Splatter? (ew.)
The “rehoming fee or best offer” is what cements the asshat tag for this one. No, really, we’re not selling our dog; we’re just rehoming him for the highest free market value we can receive for him.
This is behind a cut because it’s long. Very long. Remember the last time I said that? Yeah, it’s kind of like that.
another year older today URRRGG!! read on if you dare to laugh!! – 37
i have posted here a few times before just having fun, please read below and tell me what you think ? ohhh and drinks on me loljust your dorky/nerdy/goober next door neighbor washing his truck in the drive way waving at you as you walk down the street…lol ( and thinking…”yummy” ) lol
and the next day in the row ahead of you in church farting and blaming the next guy laughing….
really, i do work hard, yet play hard..own a business that keeps me hoping yet am flexible being the owner…love to meet new people and know no stangers…all walks of life may contact me , im here to meet people, just like you !!!!! so hit me up…
can you answr my riddles ? for brownie points !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Q.What is the difference between “ooooooh”and “aaaaaaah”?
answer :”??
Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
anser ??????
Q –What famous North American landmark is constantly moving backward?
Answer?
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hope you like my below list i cam up with to show you a lil about who i am and also in hopes to make you laugh a lil bit…you should be open minded
Im looking for a girl named Debbie. We went on a date a little over a year ago and I was stupid and decided not to call you again. I have been thinking about you recently and wanted to find out how you are doing. I know I was a jerk but I feel as though you were the one that I let get away. If you are interested e-mail me and let me know where it was we went on our date. That way I can be sure its you, if you cant remember than tell me what profession you were studying while we were talking. I hope that it isnt too late to be doing this, you might have already found someone new and I cant blame you for that. Im going to stop talking now because I am probably starting to sound like a bit of a pansey. Hope to hear from you soon, Kyle
Kira sends this in, saying, “Yikes, because nothing says heartwarming like the KKK riding off into the sunset….”
Is it just me, or does it look like they’re riding alpacas? Or maybe tauntauns?
I’ve blurred the phone number and link to the artist’s home page, because after looking at the other works displayed there, I honestly don’t think that “Early Racist Art” was quite the genre s/he was going for — although I can’t figure out what it would be otherwise! Any ideas?
