YSaC, Vol. 1798: It’s not how crazy you are, it’s how crazy you feel.

2014 December 22

Over the years, we’ve done our best to take care of our single readers. Specifically, we’ve tried to make sure they thank their lucky stars every day for that status. To that end:

Single and looking for cuddle boddy – 37

age : 37
I am 36. Single and looking for a cuddle boddy or a friend to hang out get to know as friends have a good time. My name is #### you text me
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Okay In [location] any city s close by only. I am a good person trustful nice carving maybe something more in future see what can happen .

This person’s interest in carvings would be terrifying, in the sense that maybe he’d do some carving on YOU after the ritual killing. Fortunately, he’s gotten a year younger just over the course of posting this ad, so the Benjamin Button syndrome’s probably eliminated the danger by now.

Thanks for the post, SC!

14 Responses leave one →
  1. 2014 December 22
    One Moving Violation permalink

    I’m confused. Is this person looking for a Cuddle Buddy or a Cuddle Body?

    Adores: 3
  2. 2014 December 22

    Reply to norman@batesmotel.com.

    Adores: 1
    • 2014 December 22
      kelli permalink

      Don’t be silly, Norman didn’t need a cuddle boddy. That was his Mom’s job.

      Adores: 2
  3. 2014 December 22
    Ralph permalink

    Suckers wanted.

    Adores: 3
  4. 2014 December 22
    HamCan permalink

    He would be perfect around Thanksgiving!

    Adores: 2
    • 2014 December 22
      nojazzhere permalink

      Single and looking for cuttle bone……there, fixed it for you……

      Windy…are you posting again?

      Adores: 2
      • 2014 December 22
        SilvaNoir permalink

        I’m holding out for a cuttlefish.

        Adores: 2
      • 2014 December 23

        Jazzie, PLEASE stop sharing my personal activities with everyone! I mean, no.

        Adores: 3
  5. 2014 December 22
    Yancy permalink

    I don’t trust guys named ####. Last one I met wanted a different kind of “friendship” than I did. It took a while for me to figure that out, too, what with the grammar issues and sentence fragments he used when he spoke. He kept making jokes about his “10-inch piano player.” It wasn’t until I heard somebody else tell the joke right that I realized what was going on.

    Adores: 2
  6. 2014 December 22

    If I told you that you have a cuddle boddy, would you hold it agaisnt me?

    Adores: 2
  7. 2014 December 23
    Ruby Aesthetic permalink

    “This person’s interest in carvings would be terrifying, in the sense that maybe he’d do some carving on YOU after the ritual killing.”
    Dan, you forgot….”before”, or “during”….
    We, as the good citizens of YSAC cannot discriminate against the Carved Before Ritual Killing Challenged, or the Carved During Ritual Killing Challenged.
    Hereafter known as the C.B.R.K.C. and the C.D.R.K.C

    Happy Festive Season from New Zealand all,
    AKA, the land where your tomorrow is my today 🙂

    Adores: 3
  8. 2014 December 23

    Hammy, I am sure you need a new card by now, having been punched like four brazillian times. So let’s just assume it’s done.

    Nothing to see here, move along.

    Kidding! Punchity Punch Punch!

    Good Morning, My Boddy!

    Adores: 0

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