YSaC, Vol. 1799: Paging Raven
Iam looking for a editor
Iam looking to find a editor to try to help me do my book. Its a fantasy series and I just found out its going to cost some gig bucks to get it done. what kind of deal could we work out Iam up to just about anything besides some gay guy trying to get something from me. I can do a lot of things paint,remodel,driveways,roofing,car work. Hay Iam a guy that can do a lot of things and have had ny hands on a lot of stuff. So with that can we work a deal
OK, Iam (if that is your real name), let’s see if I can do some editing for you. You’re a homophobic jerk, so let’s see if I can make your post a little more hilarious:
…I can “do a lot of things”: “paint,” “remodel,” “driveways,” “roofing,” “car work.” Hay, Iam a guy that can “do a lot of things” and have had my hands on a “lot of stuff.” So with that can we work a deal?
There. Now to just repost this in “m4btwsami” (Men for biker types with serious anger management issues). Great – hopefully that gets you the attention your work deserves. Hopefully the btwsami doesn’t want apostrophes from you.
Thanks for the post, TLS!
Iam needs more than an editor.
Interlocutor leaps to my mind.
Teamed with, oh, a ruler-armed grammaritrix.
I think the fantasy is that Iam has a book worth doing.
It is a fantasy in that Iam nas never, in fact, read a book, tu no that yu hafta rite gud an all.
(Although, there is a good outside chance that Iam is like 13 and produced fanfic while having confused dominatrix and editrix, and that both of those charge large sums for their services.)
It’s so easy to write a book and get it published, everyone should do it, said no one ever.
I do not like green Hay Iam.
Sorry Iam, since all book editors are, in fact, gay, you may be in trouble….You say you can do a lot of things?…can you do interior decorating?….dance choreography?…hair dressing?….if not, good luck! Although, if you’d like a little roll in the hay, and get your hands on a lot of “stuff”, you might have an outside chance. So with that can we work a deal????
M2N2, I hope you have enjoyed your stay in the box. Please fill out this comment card and give it to someone who cares. Punchity Punch Punch.
Just kidding, I care, but I am trying to distance myself from the inevitable.
Good Morning, Popeye Spawn!
Are gay guys not allowed to require roof or car work? Because I’m sure they do.
*casts eyes around box*
*casts eyes at kelli*
Don’t worry kelli, I’m sure you will get over the trauma.
This is guy that can spell just about anything besides (Hey), (my), (big). Wow!
Hey, my big wow is IF’s…
Okay, maybe knot.
You shouldn’t tie a knot in your big wow even if it is for IF’s…
Sparky thinks a spacebar is where Han Solo shot Greedo.
Hay Iam, instead of paying gig bucks to a editor, couldn’t you just trade for a truckload of your dog chow?
OT – Well, had to dig my vehicle out of my driveway this morning so I could go to work. I got busted before I was able to start my trip. So I went home and shoveled my driveway (about 8″ deep), then I went back to work. Only 8.5 hrs. Maybe I’ll get more hours tomorrow.
Merry Holidays, snarkers!
Herry Molidays tu-u-tu!