2009 January 2

Looking for a car? What better place to look than on Craigslist? I’m sure we can find you exactly what you’re looking for.*

1997 Pontiac Grand Am – $400

1997 Pontiac Grand Am runs good but wont start. I don’t know whats the matter with it,need it gone asking 400. Trades are acceptable


The car runs fine as long as you don’t do anything foolish, like trying to start it. But who would try to do that anyway? That’s just crazy. Think about it — if you never start the car, you’ll never drive it, which means you’ll never get into an accident! It’s really a safety feature!

No? Okay, maybe you would prefer this one?

1991 lincoln town car – $1000

the car is in good condition the transmission has no reverse thr car needs a sterrin collom and a grill

I mean, how often do you really need to go in reverse? And “sterrin colloms” are optional equipment, right?

* Provided that what you’re looking for is a piece of crap.

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  1. 2009 January 3

    Man, I don’t see why either of these gems are having trouble selling!

    The guy who rear-ended me this morning at a red light (and then proceeded to pin my leg between his front bumper and my back bumper) could use that Pontiac. That should help him be a better driver.

    Adores: 1
  2. 2009 January 6

    Do you think the person would accept a trade for a car that also ran great but didn’t have breaks? I might know of one…

    Adores: 1
  3. 2009 January 7

    Does anybody need a TV? $45.00, It is in gReat condition except my cat chewed through the cord. Would get it fixed but the memories of Fluffy haunt me.

    Come pick it up on the curb before it rains again,– you can mail me a check at

    Adores: 5

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