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YSaC, Vol. CXXIX

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2 Costume Characters (professional) “Garfield” and Teddy Bear – $600

2 Costume Characters for sale. One is “Garfield” and one is a “Teddy Bear”. These are professional quality and you can make some REALLY GOOD MONEY with these either renting them out or booking party’s. I’m looking for::: first of all a really nice TV(a must) AND AND AND XBOX 360 OR OR OR A PS3 WITH WITH WITH some good games OR $600.00.

If you can make such good money with these costumes, why doesn’t this guy already have a nice TV and a video game system?

Oh right, because those are the WORST costumes imaginable. If someone wore that to a kiddie party I was at, I would pay them to leave.

Although the “teddy bear” flipping the bird in the photo is a nice touch. Kids must love that.

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15 responses to “YSaC, Vol. CXXIX”

  1. Jessica Avatar
    Jessica

    Hahaha, that is hilarious! I would never have guessed Garfield for that orange…thing. And the bear is downright creepy. Yikes.

  2. WhiteTrashInDenial Avatar
    WhiteTrashInDenial

    He’s not flipping you the bird, he’s trying to count!

  3. drmk Avatar
    drmk

    Maybe he’s trying to count his REALLY GOOD MONEY that he’s earning with the professional costume.

  4. Jill Avatar
    Jill

    So, so bad…

  5. anaon Avatar
    anaon

    Ex-furry?… I don’t even want to think about it.

  6. kelly Avatar
    kelly

    Whoa, is it just me or is the guy in the bear suit have his junk hanging out through a hole in the crotch?

  7. Sam Avatar
    Sam

    That bear…will eff you up.

  8. a Avatar
    a

    ew ew ew
    censor that photo please!

  9. El Kev Avatar
    El Kev

    I don’t know if that’s his junk in front of the bear suit, but maybe more like a, um, “product” of said junk. Also, I’m more creeped out by a guy that advertises costumes for children’s parties, and then poses for pictures next to some of the messiest rooms with clothes everywhere I’ve seen.

  10. Tasha Avatar
    Tasha

    That does NOT look like Garfield.

    And seriously? AND AND AND, OR OR OR, WITH WITH WITH? Once is enough, buddy.

  11. Leeeenda Avatar
    Leeeenda

    That “Garfield” costume is the fuel of 1,000,000 childhood nightmares. All of them mine. I’d like to hide in a corner now, please. Make it go away.

    1. isaac Avatar
      isaac

      The scary thing about the Garfield pic to me is the staging. It looks like we’ve just opened the door to an ordinary room and found this huge-headed orange furry looming there, like some lurking intruder. Frankly, I think it’s as creepy as that rabbit from Donnie Darko.

      1. Igor the Vigorous Avatar
        Igor the Vigorous

        Don’t call Frank creepy.

        Why are you wearing that stupid rabbit suit?

  12. Badcoladog Avatar
    Badcoladog

    I’m SCARED SCARED SCARED

  13. One Moving Violation Avatar
    One Moving Violation

    Randolf the red nosed lame bear.

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