companion animals
You call it such, it stays with you 24/7. Dont leave home without it.
Look-up the laws. Whether a dr. note, or from a unicorn, it doesn’t matter.
Does this person have a companion UNICORN? That’s AWESOME! The only drawback, of course, is having to clean out the glitter box.
Thanks for the post, DW!
In honor of post number 1776, let’s pay tribute to America with this gem, which has nothing whatsoever to do with the Declaration of Independence in any way.
cooler – $10 – $1500
thermos cooler metal body at outside
Yep. Happy Fourth of July, everyone!
(Thanks for the post, JH!)
Sometimes, the crazy on Craigslist inspires us to write long, detailed, lovingly crafted operas, movie scripts, or children’s books. And sometimes, it just inspires us to back away slowly, gibbering.
new to taxidermy need big dog
looking for a new taxidermy project looking for a large female dog will pay 40 the fresher the dog the better not looking for a living dogs need by Oct. 11 I can pick up sometime in the morning if you’re in [location]
*gibbers*
(Thanks, Ellen.)
old – $20
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Just to be clear – I haven’t redacted anything here. The text of the ad is, in fact, the word “text.” If brevity is the soul of wit, then this guy is clearly Stephen Hawking and Oscar Wilde’s illegitimate love child.
Thanks for the post, SD.
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Price reduced – $1300
1984 searay sevill bow rider for sale new carpets floors solid new outdrive turnkey ready for some fishing $1300 or trade welcome. Question ##########
Avast ye lubbers! Quake in fear as ye prepare to be boarded from me fine craft! Arr! I shall make ye walk the..
You know what? Talk Like a Pirate Day isn’t until the 19th, and I don’t think this tub will actually last that long. And that’s if you just leave it in the driveway. If you actually put it in the same time zone as a body of water, I’m pretty sure it would actively explode.
Thanks for the post, Terrance!
