Sometimes, the crazy on Craigslist inspires us to write long, detailed, lovingly crafted operas, movie scripts, or children’s books. And sometimes, it just inspires us to back away slowly, gibbering.
new to taxidermy need big dog
looking for a new taxidermy project looking for a large female dog will pay 40 the fresher the dog the better not looking for a living dogs need by Oct. 11 I can pick up sometime in the morning if you’re in [location]
*gibbers*
(Thanks, Ellen.)
Demo guys needed commercial
Demo guys
I’m looking for demo guys that kill themselves no posers I’m only looking for the 1% 0f guys that give you 10 hrs work in a 8 hr day this is what I need .Do not bullshit me you will be fired the first day
I am looking for the guys that want to work not feed a habit if you cannot lift at least 80 lbs on a regular basis beat it I’m sick of guys that say they can work and bitch and moan fuck you my team works hard and is a close nit bunch If you talk to much this crew is not for you we don’t speak we work no fat guys no drugs no bullshit drama with I don’t have a ride don’t have a hard hat don’t have boots fuck off this is real world if you want it work for it good … it will not be handed to you this is the military type job if you think you got what it takes reply
I think I see why you have such a high turnover problem here, Sparky McBossypants. If you keep hiring guys that kill themselves, that may be why they don’t last too long in your “close nit bunch.” Or they may just not like all the nits. Plus, you have to spend so much time picking the nits. Do I want the lime nit, or the grape nit? Picking is hard. I prefer military type jobs, where I just get told which nits I want to pick.
Thanks for the ad, some guy!
Sexy woman at western [state] fair pink shirt – m4w
I seen u u smiled I asked how u was doing u walked off and I seen u look back while I was checking u out.im bald white guy with a green shirt on … Probably a long shot but u was very sexy so worth a shot… If this was u hit me up and tell me what I was doing when I seen u
So what do we think Mr. Clean here was doing when he seen her?
What do you think?
(Thanks for the post, OMV!)
Are you named Sal? Then we’ve got a snake for you!
Snake for sall.!!!
Hello I am selling my boa because I’m wanting to add more room for my ball python collection my snake is in very good health and eat every two weeks like a camp.!!!! He is a 7ft male “he is a proven breeder that’s is one of his hatchlings ” and Very Nice he has never struck or hissed at me or anyone else he was a class pet to show how gentle and nice he is.!!! Can come with a 75g or 30g tank. You can reach by texting ###-###-####
“With offers or trades ”
He eats every two weeks, like, a camp! A whole camp! Not just the kids, but the cabins, the canoes, and even those stupid plastic braided lanyard things! Sadly, he does not appear to eat extraneous quotation marks.
Thanks for the post, Julie!
kenmore. Elite Matching washer and dryer – $250
They r brand new and need to sell girl Friends mom got Got one that she’s more room cuz the house is small a top on in the bottom one saw these ones are up for grabs 250. Ob offer thanks
So you’re selling your girlfriend’s mom? Is that legal? Also, I’m not sure sawing a washer is really good for it. Or is this some sort of magic trick? Wait, I think I’ve seen that one: You push the washer/dryer together, put your girlfriend’s mom in so she’s sticking out of both sides, and then saw it in half. Yeah, that was pretty good. Not as good as making the Statue of Liberty disappear while it was inside a refrigerator, but waay better than escaping from the dishwasher while handcuffed.
Thanks for the magic, sd!
Price reduced – $1300
1984 searay sevill bow rider for sale new carpets floors solid new outdrive turnkey ready for some fishing $1300 or trade welcome. Question ##########
Avast ye lubbers! Quake in fear as ye prepare to be boarded from me fine craft! Arr! I shall make ye walk the..
You know what? Talk Like a Pirate Day isn’t until the 19th, and I don’t think this tub will actually last that long. And that’s if you just leave it in the driveway. If you actually put it in the same time zone as a body of water, I’m pretty sure it would actively explode.
Thanks for the post, Terrance!
