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YSaC, Vol. 1762: Fifteen miles on the Sparky canal

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Are you named Sal? Then we’ve got a snake for you!

Snake for sall.!!!

Hello I am selling my boa because I’m wanting to add more room for my ball python collection my snake is in very good health and eat every two weeks like a camp.!!!! He is a 7ft male “he is a proven breeder that’s is one of his hatchlings ” and Very Nice he has never struck or hissed at me or anyone else he was a class pet to show how gentle and nice he is.!!! Can come with a 75g or 30g tank. You can reach by texting ###-###-####

“With offers or trades ”


He eats every two weeks, like, a camp! A whole camp! Not just the kids, but the cabins, the canoes, and even those stupid plastic braided lanyard things! Sadly, he does not appear to eat extraneous quotation marks.

Thanks for the post, Julie!

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25 responses to “YSaC, Vol. 1762: Fifteen miles on the Sparky canal”

  1. Tigprincess Avatar
    Tigprincess

    * breeding snakes*

    With apologies to Benny Hill.

  2. MissMommyNiceNice Avatar
    MissMommyNiceNice

    That’s is “one of the worst extraneous uses” of quotation marks I’ve seen! Kudos!?

  3. Dave and Ferret Tribe Avatar
    Dave and Ferret Tribe

    Hello I am selling my quotation mark because I’m wanting to add more room for my exclamation-point collection my quotation mark is in very good health and eat every two weeks like a camp.!!!! He is a Times Roman “he is a proven breeder that’s is one of his hatchlings ”

    1. nojazzhere Avatar
      nojazzhere

      Snake for “sall”.!!!
      ___________________________________________

      Hello I am “selling” my boa because I’m wanting to “add” more room for my”ball” python
      collection my “snake” is in very “good” health and eat every two weeks like a “camp”.!!!! He is
      a 7ft “male” “he is a proven “breeder” that’s is one of his “hatchlings”” and Very “Nice” he has never “struck” or “hissed” at me or anyone else he was a “class” pet to show how “gentle” and “nice” he is.!!! “!!!” can “come” with a 75g or 30g tank. You can “reach” by “texting” ###-###-####
      “with offers or trades”

      there…”fixed” it for you.

  4. Ralph Avatar
    Ralph

    Sorry, Sparky, I don’t have any extra weeks available, edible or not.

  5. One Moving Violation Avatar
    One Moving Violation

    Snakes! Why did it have to be snakes?

    1. C"From Behind.....Suddenly"J Avatar
      C”From Behind…..Suddenly”J

      Looks very dangerous.

      You go first.

    2. limelolly Avatar
      limelolly

      Be glad it wasn’t Snakes On A Plane. SLJ can only be in two places at once.

  6. One Moving Violation Avatar
    One Moving Violation

    Ok, let’s take a picture of him on my bed with one of his kids.
    Ok, now let’s take a picture of him on your bed.
    Ooh, Sexy. Let me take another.

    1. bratty innocence Avatar
      bratty innocence

      OK!!! so where did his kid go??? I don’t want to think about it…..

      OH!!!! THE HUMANITY!!!!!! (or the reptility…whatever)

  7. Irregular Fractal Avatar
    Irregular Fractal

    This one time, at snake camp…

  8. One Moving Violation Avatar
    One Moving Violation

    I don’t understand why any guy would need more than his original snake. I mean as long as it’s healthy and you let it out once in a while to get exercise…

    Okay, go ahead and say it.

    Corner

  9. Brer Fox Avatar
    Brer Fox

    that’s is

    that is is
    that’s is is
    that is is is
    that’s is is is
    that is is is is
    that’s’s’s’s a snake.

    1. nojazzhere Avatar
      nojazzhere

      …..eat every two weeks…..like a horse?…..yes,….I’d like a horse…..

  10. Not-a-[censored] Lion Avatar
    Not-a-[censored] Lion

    So, is the snake icky?

  11. HamCan Avatar
    HamCan

    “he is a proven breeder

    That’s what she said!”

  12. Demon Duck of Doom Avatar
    Demon Duck of Doom

    I remember reading Blueberries For Sal in elementary school. This was a horrible sequel.

  13. Demon Duck of Doom Avatar
    Demon Duck of Doom

    Can come with a 75g or 30g tank.

    That’s is Very Nice, but he’s not a proven breeder unless he can come with a lady snake.

    1. Not-a-[censored] Lion Avatar
      Not-a-[censored] Lion

      I think the “g” in “75g” or “30g” stands for “gal snakes” when they’re “tanked”.

      With my feelings toward snakes, a 1 gal tanked is more than enough.

    2. Ralph Avatar
      Ralph

      A 30 gallon tank is way too small for a 7 foot snake, and a 75 gallon tank is marginal. However, since this snake apparently spends all his time in bed breeding, I assume the tanks are for warfare.

      1. Demon Duck of Doom Avatar
        Demon Duck of Doom

        Maybe he grew up in one, in which case they’re tanks for the memories.

  14. Windrose Avatar
    Windrose

    Somebody get these mother buffing snakes off my mother buffing keybaord!

  15. Windrose Avatar
    Windrose

    C””J, Ducky, outta the pool! Hope no one mistakes you for prunes. Punchity Punch Punch!

    A day late and a snake short.

    Good Morning, Herpetoligists!

  16. TC Avatar
    TC

    Better Call Sall!

  17. ArchedEyebrows Avatar
    ArchedEyebrows

    It’s on the bed!?!?!?!?! EWWWWWW!!!!

    (Yes, this requires all the exclamation points. I get exclaim-y when I get squick-y)

    *shiver*

    That is all.

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