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YSaC, Vol. 1761: It Hertz So Good

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Last week was Mackenzie week, but this week it’s SD week. Thanks to SD for supplying all three of this week’s posts! Sadly, Mackenzie crashed the backhoe, but you’re welcome to come pet the official YSaC sea urchin, “Pointy.”

[Zip Code] – $150

i am selling this Samsung Galaxy note 2 with charger unlocked pain is missing scream scratch

Pain is missing? I think we know who can help with that! (The screaming will probably also be covered.)

Also, it’s worth noting that the entire title of this post was the zip code where the phone was offered for sale. No mention, for example, of the actual type of item being sold.

Thanks for the week, SD!

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20 responses to “YSaC, Vol. 1761: It Hertz So Good”

  1. SD Avatar
    SD

    Wow! I hit the trifecta! ‘scuse me — gonna go buy a lottery ticket. 🙂

  2. Dave and Ferret Tribe Avatar
    Dave and Ferret Tribe

    I broke my cell phone, so I will now write goth poetry as an elegy for it. The title will be just the ZIP code to show the futility of all of the details of life.

  3. MissMommyNiceNice Avatar
    MissMommyNiceNice

    Was this in the SMBD section? Methinks sparky is looking for a dominatrix.

  4. camille Avatar
    camille

    Silly Sparky. No one’s going to pay $150 for a zip code. The Post Office will give you one for free.

    1. bratty innocence Avatar
      bratty innocence

      But you’ll have to share that zip code with a LOT of people……that’s a BIGGGGGG “Friends List!!!”……

      “Scream Scratch” is my “House of Pain” tribute band…..want to hear a sample?…..AAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

      You’re welcome….

      1. Irregular Fractal Avatar
        Irregular Fractal

        I now have the temptation to resample every hip-hop song that uses a needle scratch and replace it with a Wilhelm scream.

  5. C"From Behind.....Suddenly"J Avatar
    C”From Behind…..Suddenly”J

    No, no, pain is not missing. Go ahead, touch that screen anywhere.

    *waits until hearing the inevitable*

    See? Told you so.

  6. meeshybee Avatar
    meeshybee

    Sparky: “Too bad this pain is missing the scream scratch. Hmm. Duct tape fixes everything! But all I have left is this cling wrap from my sammich. Oh well, guess it’ll have to do. While I’m at it, I’ll just sell this entire zip code. I’m sure the city won’t mind.”

  7. C"From Behind.....Suddenly"J Avatar
    C”From Behind…..Suddenly”J

    I’m just gonna go ahead and make a wild guess that for this price that zip code is not 90210.

  8. James Avatar
    James

    Hwæt! (I say that to get everyone’s attention):

    Judging by the phone’s condition Sparky must have not liked Words With Friends! Ok admittedly, that was a lame joke on my part.

  9. MissMommyNiceNice Avatar
    MissMommyNiceNice

    Missing Scream is the name of my folk AC/DC cover band.

  10. Windrose Avatar
    Windrose

    I think I saw that movie, Galaxy Quest!

  11. Windrose Avatar
    Windrose

    kelli, dave, ferrets, pack up your things, you’re outta the box. punchity punch punch!

    don’t want anyone to say we have capital punishment here.

    good morning, lower cases.

  12. kelli Avatar
    kelli

    If the pain is missing, I am willing to let them have mine.

  13. Irregular Fractal Avatar
    Irregular Fractal

    Recursive Reflectoporn is my New Pornographers cover band.

  14. CapnMac Avatar
    CapnMac

    Since pain is bread in French, I tried to find a pun in rayures de l’écran buy I could not leaven any levity there, c’est un code postal vide, I fear.

  15. Ralph Avatar
    Ralph

    Pain is missing? Can you fear me now?

  16. One Moving Violation Avatar
    One Moving Violation

    I liked the Originals, The Galaxy IV – Cell Wars, Galaxy V – Contracts Strike Back, and Galaxy VI – Return of Customer Service. It’s too bad they refurbished those because now the Apps look fake. The Samsung Galaxy model 1 – The Phantom Minutes was the precursor to this item, Samsung Galaxy 2 – Attack of the Phones. Of course you well know the Galaxy 3 was What’s Up With This?
    Anyway, to put it in a nutcase, Motorola was LG’s father, but was AT&T before he turned to the dark side and a whole bunch of flip phones were used as cannon fodder…And those two droids? They never died!

  17. tigprincess Avatar
    tigprincess

    I have the pain with my phone provider, may i swap it for your Zip Code?

  18. One Moving Violation Avatar
    One Moving Violation

    Samsung blues, selling it on craigslist.
    Samsung blues, scream is scratched, he is pissed.
    A missing pain, unlocked again.
    And a charger to boot.
    He’s so insane, it hurts my brain.
    That’s way too much loot.

    Samsung blues, Sparky wants to insist.
    Samsung blues, an offer you can’t resist.
    A Galaxy, a two not three.
    And in plastic it’s wrapped.
    It’s T-Mobile, can’t you see there is a fee.
    It will have you trapped.

    I thin I’m losing my mine, Quicksdraw.

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