2008 September 11
by drmk

orange neon sign – $5

orange when lit…reads 4995…

Right. Okay then. I hope you won’t mind me asking, but are you sure you want $5 for it … or do you want $9? What? Why am I asking that? Oh, no reason.

Perhaps more puzzling — what does one do with a neon sign that says 4559 (or 4995, for that matter)?

4 Responses leave one →
  1. 2009 July 13
    Alex permalink

    *Homer holds up studded jacket that reads “Disco Stu”

    “Hey Disco Stu, you should buy that jacket.”

    “Disco Stu doesn’t advertise.”

    Adores: 4
  2. 2009 July 28
    Guiseppi permalink

    No, no, no. See, you’re reading it upside down. The sign actually says “Gssh,” which is an expression of contempt.

    Adores: 4
  3. 2009 November 14
    emsies permalink

    It could be 455g – then you could open a trendy candy shop and sell candies for $100/per 455 grams.

    Adores: 0
  4. 2009 November 14

    Maybe you know a couple who celebrated their 50th anniversary back in April, and you’re really late getting them a gift?

    Adores: 0

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