Posts tagged ‘this can only end badly’

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  From April 14:

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  From April 16:

  Sparky’s dog made one of those movies in which the fourth wall is broken.

  -Dave and Ferret Tribe

  From April 18:

  Do you like lice? Need a home for your free range gerberts? Have a trailer in the woods and need a place for beveraging on the ramshackle porch? Want to throw the little Sparkies haphazardly in the back of your rusty pickup? Well, do I have the free seat for you! Stupid inquiries only. No spam. Please respond with the subject line “ain’t too picky” and include the time you can come so I can cage the hounds and put the safety back on the sawed off. Thanks for looking.

  -MissMommyNiceNice

• Not.A.Lion!

  Want a Not.A.Lion t-shirt AND a Llama-nun's Prayer mug? How about a Cat Math mousepad? Of course you do!

  

  -SilvaNoir

  All are now available as t-shirts and other things! (The llamanun mugs contain the YSaC group prayer on the back.)

• Talk amongst yourselves …

  	Windrose on YSaC, Vol. 1694: Baby ones are axolitls I think we have a box-worthy winner here!
  	Windrose on YSaC, Vol. 1694: Baby ones are axolitls Ceege, I had an axolotl as a pet when I was a teenager. I fed him flies and hamburger. ...
  	Ralph on YSaC, Vol. 1694: Baby ones are axolitls Axolotls cost more at the toll booth than axolessls.
  	SilvaNoir on YSaC, Vol. 1694: Baby ones are axolitls Actually, they do! http://www.deviantart.com/art/Axolotl-Plushie-306783876 I'd buy one
  	James on YSaC, Vol. 1694: Baby ones are axolitls I just keep thinking of Julio Cortazar's Axolotl story... this will get weird.

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  • YSaC, Vol. III: Not. A. Lion.
  • YSaC, Vol. LXVII: Laca-what?
  • YSaC, Vol. CXXI: Nacho ordinary fountain.
  • YSaC, Vol. CXXIV: The Table.
  • YSaC, Vol. CLXXV: Blood banks.
  • YSaC, Vol. 209: Shouldn't we have prevented the Germans, instead?
  • YSaC, Vol. 241: Nobody wants Ponce de Leon.
  • YSaC, Vol. 308: Let me tell ya about the birds and the ...
  • YSaC, Vol. 321: Meta-hilarity ensues.
  • YSaC, Vol. 333: Database fail, parts 2 and 3.
  • Update to YSaC, Vol. 333: Database fail LIVE!
  • YSaC, Vol. 364: It's a crock, all right.
  • YSaC, Vol. 442: Philip Glass sells a table.
  • YSaC, Vol. 463: A different use of the slimy tag ...
  • YSaC, Vol. 511: Seriously.
  • YSaC, Vol. 513: Chuck Close the window.
  • YSaC, Vol. 536: Die Harmonica der Welt.
  • YSaC, Vol. 571: Science!
  • YSaC, Vol. 573: Not. A. Lionel.
  • YSaC, Vol. 581: No wabbit's gonna catch ME nappin'!
  • YSaC, Vol. 586: Deer Agony.
  • YSaC, Vol. 592: One fish, two fish, red fish, micro fish ...
  • YSaC, Vol. 611: But I just had it blubled!
  • YSaC, Vol. 626: Jesus may have risen, but my laundry is falling.
  • YSaC, Vol. 657: Meat the Gerberts!
  • YSaC, Vol. 666: The power of Craigslist compels you.
  • YSaC, Vol. 675: He rocks in the treetops all day long.
  • YSaC, Vol. 680: Clyde the Camel table.
  • YSaC, Vol. 712: Darlin', it's better down where it's wetter!
  • YSaC, Vol. 736: My poncho brings the boys to the yard.
  • YSaC, Vol. 766: A picture is worth ...
  • YSaC, Vol. 768: Where do ninjas shop?
  • YSaC, Vol. 769: Sonnet for a Table.
  • YSaC, Vol. 794: Why? Because you're DEAD, that's why!
  • YSaC, Vol. 817: Of all lies, art is the least untrue.
  • YSaC, Vol. 827: And this person votes, ladies and gentlemen.
  • YSaC, Vol. 848: The Chair Way to Heaven.
  • YSaC, Vol. 923: Surely you're joking, Mr. Eames!
  • YSaC, Vol. 970: Never interrupt Sparky when he is making a mistake.
  • YSaC, Vol. 1010: Able was I, ere I saw Craigslist.
  • YSaC, Vol. 1023: Something with poison, but attractive to the eye.
  • YSaC, Vol. 1060: I hate people when they're not polite.
  • YSaC, Vol. 1068: I'm waiting for the man.
  • YSaC, Vol. 1072: Yes, they'd like some bananas.
  • YSaC, Vol. 1114: 25 or 30' to 50' doesn't have the same ring, somehow.
  • The Worst of 2012!

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