If folks have listings they’d like to submit to You Suck at Craigslist, please submit them to yousuckatcraigslist at gmail dot com — this is a change of email address from before.
Please send submissions! There’s lots of sucking out there on Craigslist, and I don’t have the time to find it all by myself.
There is a giant box of soy nuts at the corner of Rose and E. Park. Please take it and eat it!
Is it really a good idea to pick up food that’s been left on a street corner? That aside, am I supposed to eat the soy nuts themselves, or the box? I can’t tell.
I need you to take care of the house with occasional bedroom romps (about three a week)
You get your own room and bath.
I have two small outdoor/indoor young dogs.
Alcohol and 420 are OK. No other drugs.
Ew. This can’t be a good idea.
Also, the math just doesn’t add up. Let’s say the going rate is $100/hr for, um, services. (I have no idea what the going rate is, by the way.) That would be about $300 per week, or $1200 per month, that he’s not paying for those particular services … not to mention the “take care of the house” bit. That’s really a lot to, um, put out in exchange for rent.
And you know that it’s going to be more than three times a week.
Ew.
Edited to add: In the larger version of the house pic, there’s a kidnapper van sitting in the driveway. Yet another bad sign (as if you needed another one!).
Seriously, would it have killed you to take a hose to it before taking a picture of the years and years of … dirt — I’m going to go with dirt here, because the alternative is unthinkable — that have built up on it?
