You Suck at Craigslist – Page 89 – Exactly what it says on the tin.

YSaC, Vol. XX

Inside Wind chime – $1

Inside wind chime, has a fan under it that blows the chime. Motor is on a timer that goes off and on through out the day. It also has a plug in for the wall.

When outdoor wind chimes aren’t irritating enough, you can spend just $1 and be irritated at random intervals during the day in the comfort of your own home.

September 1, 2008

YSaC, Vol. XIX

Looking for discreet married lady – m4w – 51

I’m looking for someone like me, married and want to have a secret discreet affair,this could be a one time thing or on going from time to time.Looks and race is not important,BBW friendly.I’m a white male gl, friendly,very clean and honest and so should you.Your dissection assured.If interested please get back to me.Thanks

What if I don’t want to be dissected?

I especially don’t want to be dissected as an ongoing from time to time thing. I mean, if I’m going to be dissected, I really only want it to happen once.

At least it’s assured. I won’t have to wonder.

August 28, 2008

YSaC, Vol. XVIII

IBOUTIQUE INNVENTORY 50% SALE OUT

Women Designer Clothing Store have overstock Inventory. Must sale out for New Fall Inventory. Great pieces for 50% off. Must Come Must See.

Must Tell Me Where.

August 27, 2008

YSaC, Vol. XVII

Coffee dispensor, toaster, windshield deicer

Free.

In my head, the coffee dispenser, toaster, and windshield deicer are all the same appliance.

(What’s a coffee dispenser?)

August 27, 2008

YSaC, Vol. XVI

ALL MUST GO NOW – $750

46″ WIDE SCREEN HDTV HDMI LIKE NEW $700 SONY STERO WITH PIONEER SPEEKERS AND SUB 150, DVD PLAYER MAGNAVOX $20, BAR $150,96 BUICK ROADMASTER RUNS GREAT HIGH MILES INSIDE CLEAN GREAT CAR NEEDS NO WORK $1000. all needs to go before friday so will take best offer on everything.