YSaC, Vol. XIX

2008 August 28
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by drmk

Looking for discreet married lady – m4w – 51


I’m looking for someone like me, married and want to have a secret discreet affair,this could be a one time thing or on going from time to time.Looks and race is not important,BBW friendly.I’m a white male gl, friendly,very clean and honest and so should you.Your dissection assured.If interested please get back to me.Thanks

What if I don’t want to be dissected?

I especially don’t want to be dissected as an ongoing from time to time thing. I mean, if I’m going to be dissected, I really only want it to happen once.

At least it’s assured. I won’t have to wonder.

32 Responses leave one →
  1. 2008 August 28

    The “BBW friendly” part makes me think “skin suit”.

    o_O

    Adores: 5
  2. 2008 October 3

    OMG – I was thinking the exact same thing! 🙂 “It puts the lotion on the skin…..”

    Adores: 1
  3. 2008 October 29
    Random Person permalink

    What is a “gl”? (I’m not a regular reader of personals.)
    And how does “honest” square with “I want to cheat on my wife”?

    Adores: 5
  4. 2008 October 29
    drmk permalink

    gl = goodlooking, I believe.

    Can’t help you with the second one.

    Adores: 0
  5. 2008 October 30
    Random Person permalink

    It’s kind of sad. He actually spelled “discreet” correctly. But then… “dissection”? I can only guess he meant “discretion” – though he still wouldn’t be using it right – but how can you be able to spell “discreet” (twice!) and get “discretion” so wrong?

    Adores: 0
  6. 2008 October 30
    drmk permalink

    And that’s what makes me think he was looking for a science project. Either that or his spellchecker has a really twisted sense of humor.

    Adores: 8
  7. 2008 October 30
    Random Person permalink

    So, probably he just left some words out. “GL, friendly, very clean and honest, and extremely creepy. Your dissection assured.”

    Adores: 0
  8. 2009 January 17

    how can we have a discreet affair and be honest at the same time… that really doesn’t work

    Adores: 0
    • 2009 October 28
      emsies permalink

      He’s probably a politician. If so, it isn’t really dishonest to have an affair, since his wife should probably just assume it is going to happen… if she doesn’t understand that, well, she’s lying to herself, and who’s the dishonest one NOW???

      The “discreet” part is just polite; why embarrass his long-suffering wife if he doesn’t have to?

      Adores: 5
  9. 2009 June 20
    Windrose permalink

    “friendly,very clean and honest and so should you.” So should I WHAT? May I buy a vowel? Oh, dear, it’s just so hard to figure this one out. 8)

    Adores: 3
  10. 2009 July 20
    Noodles permalink

    I agree with you AG, where’s the honesty here?

    Adores: 0
  11. 2010 October 14
    Stephanae permalink

    I’ve always wanted to have an affair (or optional one-night stand) with an honest married man who thinks that spaces are optional after punctuation and wants to dissect my discreet self into discrete parts after it’s all over. I’m so sad to be single, now, since he’s only interested in married women.

    Adores: 4
  12. 2012 May 27

    very clean and honest and so should you

    Look for Sparky’s unflinchingly honest yet discreet new book, I Am Very Clean and Honest (and So Can You!).

    Adores: 10
    • 2012 May 27
      Demon Duck of Doom permalink

      Wait… Sparky is Stephen Colbert?

      Adores: 3
    • 2012 May 27
      D / DM permalink

      Oh-ho-ho. Looks like somebody left there Graigs List dictionary behind. Sparky doesn’t even now how to spell “discrete.”

      Adores: 2
  13. 2012 May 27
    Limelolly permalink

    I’m terrible at keeping secrets, so…. while you’re at it, just hand me your bank information, and I’ll put together a portfolio to give your wife. There’s just not enough pictures of you, Sparks. I can help.

    Adores: 5
  14. 2012 May 27

    Thanks for the sex, it’s been a real slice.

    Adores: 5
    • 2012 May 27
      D / DM permalink

      It’s just sex. It’s not brain surgery.

      OR IS IT?

      Adores: 4
  15. 2012 May 27

    Apparently it takes a lot guts to cheat on your wife…

    Adores: 4
    • 2012 May 27
      D / DM permalink

      I did it once, but only once. Her heart really wasn’t in it after that.

      Adores: 4
    • 2012 May 27
      One Moving Violation permalink

      I don’t even have the guts to cheat on my solitaire games.

      Adores: 1
  16. 2012 May 27
    Demon Duck of Doom permalink

    You have to believe me, honey, it was never my INTENTION to buy an ad soliciting regularly scheduled ugly-bumping sessions with a random stranger (looks not important as long as gl)….. it just kind of happened.

    Adores: 2
    • 2012 May 27

      He was really trying to sell a chipper-shredder and the ad accidentally got changed and posted in the personals section. It must be a computer glitch.

      Adores: 2
      • 2012 May 27
        One Moving Violation permalink

        “glitch”, gl itch
        a good looking itch I just have to scratch.

        Adores: 0
  17. 2012 May 27
    D / DM permalink

    very clean and honest and so should you

    In Soviet Russia, honesty cleans you!

    Adores: 3
  18. 2012 May 27
    One Moving Violation permalink

    Huh, he’s 51. He’s a card short of a full deck. Can’t really play around seriously with that.
    He should wait another year…. Oh wait, that was 4 yeaers ago. Now he’s playing with to many cards. Definately a cheater, watch your pocketbook.

    Adores: 1
    • 2012 May 27
      One Moving Violation permalink

      Why do I keep spelling definitely definately? All of my clues got bored and left, so if any of you know, please tell me.

      Adores: 1
      • 2012 May 27
        Demon Duck of Doom permalink

        How many yeaers ago did they get bored and leave?

        I barely notice “definately” anymore. That seems to have defiantly become the new preferred speeling. I always think of “finite” with some little bits tacked to each end. Makes it easier to remeber, but then I always forget to put that second m in “remember”.

        Adores: 1
        • 2012 May 27
          One Moving Violation permalink

          Many, many years ago when I was twenty-three.

          Adores: 1
  19. 2012 May 27
    One Moving Violation permalink

    BBW?
    Builda Bear Workshop?
    Big Bad Wolf?
    Buxom Blonde Women?
    Big Boned Wombats?
    Better Banana Wafers?
    Brown Bath Water?
    Before Barry White?
    Beer Battered Wallabies?
    Badly Bent Wire?
    Why can’t people just spell it out for me. I’m not a rocket surgeon you know.

    Adores: 1
  20. 2012 May 28

    Lou Stool, Dave and Ferret Tribe, Limelolly, One Moving Violation, ghostcat.

    I think I’m out of crowded box jokes. Punchity Punch Punch!

    Good Morning, First Wives Club!

    Adores: 2

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