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  • YSaC, Vol. XIV

    12 FT. COLOMBIAN RED-TAIL BOA CONSTRICTOR – $1280

    Male $1,280.00 O.B.O to view snake call …

    There’s really nothing wrong with this listing, except that it was listed under “Electronics.” That’s one hell of an animatronic snake.

  • YSaC, Vol. XIII

    faeux plant– $5 for whoever wants to come get it – $5

    feaux plant $5 for whoever wants to come get it.

    I’ll only take the faeux feaux fake plant if the dog comes with it.

    Wait, are you giving me the $5? I get a faeux feaux fake plant, the dog, and $5? Awesome!

  • YSaC, Vol. XII

    I’m just wondering:

    VACUUM, Eureka upright. bagless – $25

    Keep it clean with the Uno 2998. 12 amp motor, comfort grip looped handle for more comfortable operation. Adjust the handle to your correct height. Lightweight, easy to maneuver. Less maintenance expense with filter-free dust cup. Long cord. Includes attachment for cleaning upholstery and stairs. Approx. 2 yrs. old. Seldom used.

    … who thinks to themselves, “I should display the vacuum cleaner in its natural habitat … my backyard!”?

    Or, maybe they did use the vacuum cleaner on the yard. It does say it has a long cord.

  • YSaC, Vol. XI, with bonus update

    The poor little flower chair is now only $7. But, it has a friend now:

    Hide-A-Bed Couch – $15

    This is great for those times when you have company stay over and need a place for them to sleep. Askng $15

    This is only “great” if you don’t actually like your company.

  • YSaC, Vol. X

    Burial Plot – $700

    Grandma has had a change of plans and would like to get rid of her Beautiful Scenic view burial plot in Oak Hill Cemetery off of Royal Ave. you can see views of Fern Ridge and is breathtaking! please contact XXX at (xxx)xxx-xxxx or email me at xxxxxxx@hotmail.com Thanx and have a wonderful day 🙂

    Grandma’s change of plans apparently involves becoming immortal. Or undead. I guess either way you don’t need a scenic burial plot, though.

    I don’t know what to tag this. “Zombie Grandma” comes to mind, but I’m not sure I’m going to find any other posts that would fall into that category. I think I’m going to have to invoke the “wtf?” tag for this one.

  • YSaC, Vol. IX

    Gary Fischer Mountain bike – $20

    Mountain bike. Green. If no one picks it up its going in the scrap pile.

    Um. Right. Mountain bike, you say. Okay then.