YSaC, Vol. X
2008 August 25
Burial Plot – $700
Grandma has had a change of plans and would like to get rid of her Beautiful Scenic view burial plot in Oak Hill Cemetery off of Royal Ave. you can see views of Fern Ridge and is breathtaking! please contact XXX at (xxx)xxx-xxxx or email me at xxxxxxx@hotmail.com Thanx and have a wonderful day
Grandma’s change of plans apparently involves becoming immortal. Or undead. I guess either way you don’t need a scenic burial plot, though.
I don’t know what to tag this. “Zombie Grandma” comes to mind, but I’m not sure I’m going to find any other posts that would fall into that category. I think I’m going to have to invoke the “wtf?” tag for this one.
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do u really need a scenic view if ur dead?
I’m thinking (hoping) she decided she’d prefer to be cremated? That would really be more like “she changed her mind,” though. “Change of plans” makes it sound like Grandma was all, screw this dying shit. I’ve got better things to do.
It’s more likely that the FAMILY had a change in plans….no need to tell Grandma…she’s dead!
Seller doesn’t mention that Grandpa is buried in the other side of the plot….
Ooh, now I have a burial plot and a headstone, I’m all set!
I think it’s possible that you do need a “zombie Grandma” tag.