You Suck at Craigslist

Author: drmk

  • YSaC, Vol. 225: I think that’s Tip #242.

    Books and other things

    Free books
    -New American Standard Bible/Updated Edition with maps, still in box
    -The Time of Christmas, The Time of Easter, The Time of the Church Parents Guide, Activity Books and CD great for Sunday School or home schooling
    -battery operated pencil sharpener
    -Girl scout beanie
    Stop the Meeting I want to Get off by Scott Snair
    -269 amazing sex tips and tricks for women by Anne Hooper & Phillip Hodson
    -Readers Digest Condensed Books Volume One 1984

    Also search [name] for lots of inexpensive things on sale

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    So let’s see … you’re a good, wholesome person, giving away a bible and Sunday school materials … and a book on “269 amazing sex tips”.

    I don’t think I want to know how the pencil sharpener fits in there.

    I am amused at the new, euphemistic meaning a book with the title of Stop the Meeting, I Want to Get Off takes on in this context. I mean, I’ve wanted to do that in meetings before, too, but I can control myself.

  • YSaC, Vol. 224: Verbing weirds language.

    i can walking your dog!!!

    I Have some experience walking dogs… i can work whit you schuled please email me…. tanks

    You heard the man. Email him tanks!

  • YSaC, Vol. 223: What could possibly go wrong?

    selling 1 kidney – $100

    selling a kidney, if anyone is is interested…let me know 100,000 dollars OBO

    Kidney donation is a wonderful, noble thing. Selling your kidney on Craigslist? Stupid AND illegal. But he’s not the only one.

  • YSaC, Vol. 222: Stimulus package needed.

    Help Me… – m4w – 22 (MY pants)

    I am recently laid off from my job and feels like im going no where fast. Im lonely and horny. I would like to find a girl that will give me a bj if it leeds to more that is fine. I just need to get my rocks off. Respond with pics and then I will respond back to you with pics and info. Soooo…..please help me.

    You know the economy is doomed when an unemployed 22-year-old is having trouble finding a girl willing to provide oral services with no strings attached. Back during the Internet Boom, there were free hummers galore. You didn’t even have to ask. Now? How far we have fallen. Oh, the humanity.

  • YSaC, Vol. 221: The 80s called, and they don’t want you back.

    This one’s behind a cut because it’s really, really, really long. Really. In fact, I’m not going to recommend that you read the whole thing — I’m not sure anyone could without having their brain melt — but I’m going to recommend that you at least scan the whole thing. You may find yourself unable to turn away from the train wreck.

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  • YSaC, Vol. 220: Victoria’s Secret is missing this niche market.

    Warning: this post mentions the existence of underwear and some rather specific fetishes involved therein. Possibly NSFW (if you work in a convent), or potentially offensive if you believe in magic protective underwear.

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