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Category: musicians

  • YSaC, Vol. 349: At least she’s not a wrapper.

    im a female raper and singer looking for management

    Hi i a m an up incoming artist in search of good management.I have lots of songs recorded I just need a boost in my career I have a nice hot look most important I have talent. If you want to check out my pics leave me an email and I will responde my email is xxxxx2004xxxxx@yahoo.com are ashleyblondemodeltype1@xxxxxxxxxxxx r call me by phone for serious people only please xxxxxxxxxx ask for ashley

    Yup, that’s right, folks …. she’s an up incoming female raper.

    What a difference a “p” makes, huh?

  • YSaC, Vol. 314: Her name is Rio, and she needs to have huge cans …

    Cover Band Seeks Hot Female Keyboardist w/ Giant Cans!!

    Yup…you read correctly. We are a killer 80’s cover band and if you think you fit…that would be sweet!

    So, maybe I’m crazy, but given that a lot of music from the 80s was primarily synth-based, wouldn’t you be more concerned with whether your keyboard player was competent instead of hot and stacked?

    I mean, the talentless girlfriend has her place in the band, but it’s usually playing tambourine and singing tuneless background vocals into a dead microphone.

    Thanks to Lisa for sending this in!