This post contains eight incredibly bizarre pictures of a NSFW coffee table. No, really. You have been warned.
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Tag: fun with pictures
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YSaC, Vol. 291: No, seriously. What. The. Hell.
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YSaC, Vol. 289: Next we work on the word “recently”.
End Table-Round – $25
Round end table with storage inside. Recently refinished.
$25.00 O.B.O Please Call xxx-xxx-xxxx Or xxx-xxx-xxxx
Today’s lesson is on the difference between inside and outside. If you’re going to claim that this thing has storage inside, don’t show it in storage outside.
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YSaC, Vol. 282: This one is spongworthy.
Decritive spong holder – $2
Has a rase patter on it[pink] big pink roaes on front holds sponges and other things.2 left call:xxx755xxxx
businesses hours:
Mon.:9am-5pm
Tues.:9am-5pm
Wed.:9am-5pm
Thru.:9am-5pm
Fri.:9am-5pm
Sat.10am-2pm
Sun:closed
Heather sends this in, saying, “I was looking for a place to hold my spongs! There is actually a group of three posts from the same person; this one isn’t even the worst one. I selected it for the spong factor.”
She’s right. The other two ads are below the cut. I’ve cut out the “businesses” hours, but they are also open on Thrusday.
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YSaC, Vol. 277: Do you think she sings in the shower?
$940 / 1br – williamsburg loft
its a 4 bedroom loft style apt. 1 bathroom huge kitchen/living room. 1 stop into manhattan on the L train. tons of bars/restaurants/shopping in the area. amazing roof/view
if its just for the month thats fine, but theres a chance you can sign the lease in june if everyone gets along
$940/month plus utilies
please let me know soon!
My god, this is like the Best. Apartment. Ever. I get to live with Aretha Franklin and that random hipster dude! Or is that a girl? Who cares! I’d be living with the freakin’ Queen of Soul and a hipster androgynous person who are both wearing massive bows! We could sit around all day making sure that all of our bows match the sofa. And we could worry about that strange glow emanating from the kitchen, but I know Aretha Franklin would protect me from it.
The hipster dude/tte and I could discuss how great his/her current favorite band is, until three days later when s/he decides they’re too popular to like anymore and that s/he has a new favorite band that nobody’s ever heard of because they haven’t even formed yet. And then Aretha would come in and start bellowing “R-E-S-P-E-C-T” and we’d be like, “Aretha, calm down, we’ll do the dishes in a minute.” And the glittering light from her Swarovski crystal bedazzled bow would light up the New York evening, and oh, how we’d laugh …
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YSaC, Vol. 269: Why can’t I sell my car? (Parts A and B) …
You gotta work for this one a little bit, like the covergirl you are …
89 honda civix – $1000
good running car call 682-53-xxxx
Okay, the x is right next to the c on the keyboard. That’s a small mistake. There were, as far as I can tell from the Kelley Blue Book, eleven models of Civics manufactured in 1989 (and no models of Civix), so the lack of detail about which one is for sale here is somewhat of a problem. Not to mention that there’s no mention of trim packages, transmission, air conditioning, mileage, accident history, etc. Again, somewhat of an impediment to selling the car.
But the biggest problem is that this person appears to have posted his social security number instead of his phone number. I re-checked the ad a couple of days later, and it was still like that. Sigh.
[Yes, I’m aware they probably just missed a digit of the phone number. It still doesn’t help people who want to call about the car, does it? I can type those nine numbers into my Team Mobile phone all I want to, but it’s not going to accomplish anything other than irritating Catherine Zeta-Jones. On second thought, that might be worth it.]
Even when people DO post the right details, there can still be problems:
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YSaC, Vol. 263: The real punkers stay at the Hilton.
Rock clubs – 30
I am coming to Chicago in Sept, and need to know the Real Rock clubs of Chicago. I do not want the tourists hangouts, or want2b clubs. I am looking for the real down and dirty, kick ass, Lets get drunk and get naked clubs!! I am a metal,glam,PunK, major rager on the 4 strings, who is coming to Chicago, to do a little business during the day, and tear it up at night!! I am staying downtown at the Marriott courtyard, will be in town for three days. So clubs and events around downtown will be helpfull.
Nothing says “major rager” PunK like the Marriott Courtyard! Rock on, man.
Also, is it just me, or is that one picture using this bedspread as a backdrop? (A very sexy backdrop, of course, since there’s a liquor bottle and a bass guitar involved. That makes it sexy.)
And … 30? Really? Really? That’s a tough-looking 30.
Sent in by Caroline — thanks!
