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Tag: classy

  • YSaC, Vol. LIII

    The syntactic ambiguity of this headline is what pleases me the most:

    Home entertainment system for stripper pole – $300

    I have a 5 pc. in home surround sound entertainment system priced at used value $300.00 . I am looking for a portable stripper pole with base. Base needs to fit through a regular doorway on its side at least.

    This was found in the “barter” section. Because really, if you have a stripper pole, who needs any other type of entertainment?

    Sent in by SJ — thanks!

  • YSaC, Vol. XXXVI

    living room set – $650

    LEATHER LIVING ROOM SET..
    INCLUDES SOFA, LOVESEAT, MATCHING CHAIR, TWO SIDE TABLES AND A COFEE TABLE..
    OK CONDITION..
    MAKE OFFER…

    Face-eating blob not included.

    Sent in by Kris — thanks!

  • YSaC, Vol. XXXIV

    TV nice french prudential wood cabinet

    just put in the alley of XXth and XXXdale. Will try to remove post when gone

    Ah, the historically significant French Prudential period. That was a lovely era in television design, wasn’t it? Look at those classic lines and the elegant arches. They just don’t make ’em like that anymore. (more…)

  • YSaC, Vol. XXXI

    MONKEY TISSUE HOLDER – $150

    The “Monkey Tissue Holder” features the ‘Hear No Evil, See No Evil, Speak No Evil’ monkeys sitting one on top of the other. The stick is a plunger on the top of the monkey’s head and will hold up to 3 rolls of toilet paper and the bottom monkey holds a single roll. This statue makes a great addtion to any powder room. The orginal price is $175, selling it at $150 but negotiable. Thanks
    Features: Height: 32 inches Width: 10 inches Depth: 8 inches Holds up to 4 rolls of toilet paper

    Classy.

    You know what’s even better? (more…)