YSaC, Vol. XXXVI

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living room set – $650


LEATHER LIVING ROOM SET..
INCLUDES SOFA, LOVESEAT, MATCHING CHAIR, TWO SIDE TABLES AND A COFEE TABLE..
OK CONDITION..
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Face-eating blob not included.

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31 responses to “YSaC, Vol. XXXVI”

  1. Cornholio Avatar
    Cornholio

    That’s actually me on the right. This is the night we broke into the funeral home to have some drinks and watch scary movies.

  2. Pete Avatar
    Pete

    “face-eating blob” made me laugh until my ribs hurt.

  3. LimeLolly Avatar
    LimeLolly

    I don’t know if I want furniture with a drinking problem.

    I’ll offer firm obos and the address to the nearest AA meetings.

  4. sarajean80 Avatar
    sarajean80

    A black, amorphous face-eating blob and acid-washed jeans with the knees torn out?

    Someone’s going to end up on the worst-dressed list.

  5. Windrose Avatar
    Windrose

    Are they holding . . . what I think they are holding? Are they trying to distract the face-eating blob? Oh, my. Rather glad most of the Preverts won’t be commenting today. 8)

    1. HamCan Avatar

      Hold it, hold it…OK exhale!

      *cough, hack, wheeze*

      Whoa, dude this purple bong is awesome!

  6. ratwoman Avatar

    Also.. two people but three legs. Which suggests leg-eating sofa cushions.

    1. Irregular Fractal Avatar
      Irregular Fractal

      They didn’t list “performs amputations” as a feature of the set. This could be useful for when the in-laws visit…

      1. Windrose Avatar
        Windrose

        Does the couch do hair, too? I think it might save me a bundle over time in hair cuts for me and the husband unit.

        1. Astrognash Avatar

          You really don’t want it to do your hair. It’s stuck on “black glob OF DOOM that appears to have what may or may not be the reflection of a Furby in it.”

    2. Jen Avatar
      Jen

      Not necessarily leg-eating – it took me a long time to figure out that the foot-shaped object peeking out from under the edge of the Amputating Sofa of Madness was not Dark Jeans’ missing leg. And now I can’t help thinking that the ‘carpet’ looks like Buffalo Bill’s skin suit…

  7. HamCan Avatar

    Scribbles, I’ve been looking all over for you!

    1. Windrose Avatar
      Windrose

      And thus ends another episode of Scribbles the Blob: The Journey Home. *cue sappy music and credits*

  8. TypoMagic Avatar

    Agnes! Did you see who moved in next door?

    Yes, black as the ace of spades they were.

    Well, there goes the neighborhood.

    *Crash*

    1. Windrose Avatar
      Windrose

      Taco, Rev. Sharpton (played by Morgan Freeman) on line two. Line one is Agnes.

      1. CapnMac Avatar
        CapnMac

        (He’ll have to refer Rev Al to the late Graham Chapman as the author of the “Spot” bit on Monty Python.)

        1. Taco "SexyFingers" Magic Avatar

          Glad somebody knew the reference :).

  9. Ziaheart Avatar
    Ziaheart

    Just so you know…

    The don’t suck box link isn’t working. It keeps giving me an error saying that Firefox doesn’t know how to open this address, because the protocol (hhttp) isn’t associated with any program. Haven’t tried it with other browsers, but it usually works on FF so not sure what’s wrong.

    1. Windrose Avatar
      Windrose

      Thanks for the heads-up, it’s working now. 8/ Forgot to double check it. Sleep deprivation is my only excuse.

  10. CapnMac Avatar
    CapnMac

    Still pondering why they both have pillows in their laps.

    1. Windrose Avatar
      Windrose

      Probably just shy young things. 8)

      1. CapnMac Avatar
        CapnMac

        The pillows are shy? Must be why the leather furniture is for the tip.

  11. CapnMac Avatar
    CapnMac

    Adores are again broken.

    1. drmk Avatar

      You would prefer 502 Bad Gateways?

      1. HamCan Avatar

        Half a adore half a adore,
        Half a adore award,
        All in the gateway of bad
        Bode the five ‘O’ two:
        ‘Forward, right click!
        Hit the refresh’ he said:
        All in the gateway of bad
        Bode the five ‘O’ two.

  12. Addicted Reader Avatar
    Addicted Reader

    The doubled periods read like ellipses and make the poster sound high in my head.

    It appears that the poster thinks that .. is a short stop and … is a full stop?

  13. LaKitta Avatar
    LaKitta

    Are there eyes on the left part of that black blob? Almost looks like a black doberman (or some off-brand, poorly rendered Batman) in there somewhere. Or maybe it’s just me (and SJ’s cough syrup).

    1. Astrognash Avatar

      I TOLD you guys there was a furby in there!

      1. LaKitta Avatar
        LaKitta

        Yeah, I saw that after I’d posted 🙂
        You win; blob o’ Furby is much more terrifying. *shudder*

  14. Windrose Avatar
    Windrose

    LaKitta, you are the lucky winner of the Sunday Punchity Punch Punch!

    G’Night, Chester Springs!

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