Tag: humanity is doomed

  • YSaC, Vol. CL

    DEAR MEAT


    looking for dear meat…

    I think I saw this movie … wasn’t that Silence of the Lambs?

    “Dear” can also mean “expensive”, so maybe this person is actually looking for very expensive cuts of meat.

    Though somehow I don’t think so.

    Submitted by CM — thanks!

  • YSaC, Vol. CXLIII

    Puppies for give away.


    I have eight puppies, the mother is boxer mixed and the father is an american pit bull terrier. I have five females and three males that are very cute and sweet. Some are all different colors like their mom and some are redish colored like their father. They are six weeks old today. I would like them to go to responsable people who love animals. You can contact me, Corey or my girl friend, Ursula at xxx-xxx-xxxx. The picture is of the mother and the father when he was a puppy.

    Yep, these puppies should go to someone responsible … like someone who puts a cigarette in their dog’s mouth. You know, someone that responsible.

    Do I have a tag for “asshat” yet? Should I?

    Submitted by Martha — thanks!

  • YSaC, Vol. CXXXIX

    Pre-Calculus BUY IT NOW!! $ 80 !!!!! SO CHEAP! – $60


    I have bought a Used Pre-Cal book for $120.00 and I am only selling it now for $60…

    It’s a hard cover book, but the cover looks washed out..but other than that, when you opened and look inside..
    it looks great! =)

    the book looks like this ->>

    KEYWORDS: [Name of] COLLEGE MATH BOOK MATH BOOK PRE CALCULUS CALCULUS TRIGNOMETRY BOOKS

    If he’s simultaneously selling the book for $80 and $60, I think we can establish two things: (1) this guy isn’t particularly good at math; and (b) more than calculus, he needs Schroedinger and his cat.

  • YSaC, Vol. CXXXIII

    LOOKING FOR A MAINE COON OR BEAGLE KITTEN


    please i have been looking for years for one of these kitten if you have one or know someone that does and does not want a large amount for them call or email me my number is xxx-xxx-xxxx thks

    I can’t imagine why this person has been having trouble finding a beagle kitten.

  • YSaC, Vol. CXXXI

    Eddie Murphy Thousand Words Movie Primeir – $25


    I Have Tickets Good For 2 People For The New Eddie Murphy Movie “Thousand Words”. The Primier Starts 2night at 6:30… Let Me Know If Your Interested. Thanks

    I’m guessing this person only knows about a thousand words, and “premiere”, “tonight” and “you’re” are apparently not included in that total.

  • YSaC, Vol. CXVIII

    Adult Potty – $10


    Potty support for elderly, handicapped. Like NEW. $10 xxx-xxx-xxxx

    If you have to use the word “potty”, you don’t qualify as an adult.