DEAR MEAT
looking for dear meat…
I think I saw this movie … wasn’t that Silence of the Lambs?
“Dear” can also mean “expensive”, so maybe this person is actually looking for very expensive cuts of meat.
Though somehow I don’t think so.
Submitted by CM — thanks!
Dear Meat,
We have had a lovely run. I am sorry to tell you, but now I am going to eat you.
So long and thanks for all the fish!
Martha
I wonder what it says about me that I’ve had not one, but *two* friends in my life whose nickname was “Meat”. One male, one female.
It took me a minute to realize he was looking for “deer meat”. Shame he doesn’t live in KS, there’s a good venison place just outside of Kansas City.
Better for girl to meet boy in park, than for boy to park meat in girl. – Awful “Confucian” saying.
And Martha is rad for citing H2G2.
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