YSaC, Vol. 1725: I wish that I had chassis girl.
2014 July 4
Trailer chassis
Giving away a metal trailer chassis that is probably 14 feet long.Just need it removed from the property as soon as possible.
It’s probably fourteen feet long. And I’m pretty sure it’s a trailer chassis. Maybe? It’s back that way somewhere, although it might be off to the left a bit. Actually, now that I think about it, it might also be a hay rake. Or possibly some sort of trebuchet. But I definitely want it gone. Whatever it is.
Thanks for the post, Ralph!
Trailer for kale or lentils,
Or something ornamental
No wheels, no axle, no chains
I ain’t got no craigslist brains….
Where’s Waldo?
‘MURICA! Hold my beer while I burn away these weeds with my fire dragon and thus acquire this probably wheeless, probably broken, definitely rusty, maybe trailer. Then I’ll shoot bottle rockets for freedom.
To get here, turn left onto Deer-Tick Drive and then right onto Tetanus Terrace.
Did I mention it comes with a cloaking device?
LLAP,
Spockry
Looks more like a chasswas to me…
“Just need it removed from the property as soon as possible.”
…’cause if we wait too long, grass and weeds might grow up around it…..
…and while you’re back there, do you think you could move that fire wood closer to my shed for me?
When I sold my last house, the money was being held in escrow until I removed the “trash” on the property. You know, lumber, sheetrock, fence posts and the like. If I didn’t make it gone by a certain date, I would forfiet my money. This may be a similar situation.
Side note: By the way Sparky, that’s a 16′-6″ trailer chassis with 14″ tires. Anyone could tell by the photo.
Hey, who took a picture of our property? I knew we had several broken down vehicles, tractors, mower attachments, carts, and other assorted pieces of defunct equipment in various stages of returning to nature, but I didn’t know a trailer chassis was one of them. Sweet!
TREBUCHET?? Just what I need for the fireworks!
Trailer it’s free, it’s bent.
You won’t have to pay a cent.
No lights, no brakes you’ll get.
It won’t e-ven haul your pet.
How it got here I can’t assume.
I need it gone ‘cuz I need the room.
It’s a trailer I’ve gleaned by no means
Safe for the road.
It’s not a whole trailer, I know it’s a frame.
I will let you take the thing without any shame.
Everybody else that came would just turn me down.
They called me dumb, they called me nuts, they called me a clown!
I post:
Trailer for free, it’s bent.
You wont have to pay a cent.
No lights, no brakes you’ll get.
It won’t e-ven haul your pet.
How it got here I can’t assume.
I need it gone ‘cuz I need the room.
It’s a trailer I’ve gleaned by no means
Safe for the road.
You can blame this on Ralph. He gave me the earworm.
And now I haz a sad.
Daddy used to sing that song to me when I was little.
*sniffle*
All the Doors for OMV!
Yeah, I was really on fire.
…
*blink blink, sniff sniff*
…
*blink blink, sniff sniff*
…
AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! I”M ON FIRE!!!
*runs in circles*
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH! PUT ME OUT! PUT ME OUT!
*runs into Taco’s bowl of pudding*
*casts eyes toward kitchen*
AAAAAAHHHHHH! QUICK, SOMEONE GET ME AN EYE SWATTER!
…
I MEAN AN ICE WATER! AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!
Phew! Thank you.
*retrieves eyes*
*rinses eyes in water*
Wow! Good thing nobody panicked.