YSaC, Vol. 1754: Put it on! Put it on!

2014 September 10

This one seems normal right until the end…

97 Nissan Pathfinder


Moving sale! Great desk full L shape brown wood 3 part desk $150 OBO

Matching Bed room set two night stands dresser with mirror queen sized bed with mattress dark brown wood 900 OBO

Nice black leather futon lays flat 75 OBO

2 small dark brown 3 shelf book shelfs
25 each OBO

THE FASTER YOU PICK UP the more I’ll take off

…when you realize that the poster is a stripper.

Thanks for the post, Mark!

9 Responses leave one →
  1. 2014 September 10

    The wise investor will take with a grain of salt what the pitchman says about the synergy among a used-car lot, a consignment furniture store, and an upscale gentlemen’s club.

    Adores: 2
  2. 2014 September 10
    Ralph permalink

    Nissan — a path will find
    With furniture of every kind
    2 shelfs 2 stands one bed
    A futon on which to lay your head
    A desk and dresser too
    Leaves room in which to cram your crew
    It’s a car of dreams by no means;
    Usurping the road.

    Adores: 3
  3. 2014 September 10
    penquin permalink

    I think that this here may be one of those subliminal thingies:

    L shape brown wood

    dark brown wood

    lays flat

    2 small dark brown

    FASTER – I’ll take off

    I’ll find a different path, thank you very much.

    Adores: 2
  4. 2014 September 10
    Bridgete permalink

    At least it wasn’t “the faster you come…”

    Adores: 6
  5. 2014 September 10
    HamCan permalink

    97 Nissan TARDIS
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    Moving sale! Great desk full L shape brown wood 3 part desk $150 OBO

    Matching Bed room set two night stands dresser with mirror queen sized bed with mattress dark brown wood 900 OBO

    Nice black leather futon lays flat 75 OBO

    2 small dark brown 3 shelf book shelfs
    25 each OBO

    THE FASTER YOU PICK UP the more I’ll take off

    There, fixed it!

    Adores: 6
  6. 2014 September 10
    Windrose permalink

    Let me Entertain you! Let me make you smile!
    I will decorate here, with desks both old and new, dear,
    I’m very versitile!

    This mirror is fit for a queen. A female cat is a queen, a female dog is a bitch, and it’s Wednesday. Punchity Punch Punch C””J!

    Good Morning, MTV Singers!

    Adores: 1
  7. 2014 September 10
    CapnMac permalink

    I feel compelled to comment, since I found this gem and submitted it–but, it has been a long day, and a longer drive home amdits roads over-full of strippers vending furniture willy-nilly.

    Adores: 1
  8. 2014 September 10
    One Moving Violation permalink

    THE FASTER YOU PICK UP the more I’ll take off

    Depending on what Sparky is wearing, it may take me all week to pick up.

    Adores: 1
  9. 2014 September 11
    SilvaNoir permalink

    A customer arrived a bit too early… all furniture has been disassembled to the lowest component parts… much like what you’d buy at IKEA but without any of the “helpful” instructions. As the person had arrived so quickly, Sparky had taken off and taken apart everything.

    Adores: 1

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