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YSaC, Vol. LXXXVI

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5 month old chiuauhua For Sale – $300

shakes is a 5 month old chiuauhua mix he is a very sweet and cute puppy, he was a gift to my mother and due to her work schedule she cannot give shakes the love and attention that he needs and deserves. He is very playful comes to his name and is good with small children and cats. If you are interested in him contact either Jaimie or Kelly @ xxx-xxx-xxxx If shakes goes he will go with his bed, toenail clippers, and favorite blanket and toys…

Is it my imagination, or is Shakes maybe a little too, um, excited to be having his picture taken?

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10 responses to “YSaC, Vol. LXXXVI”

  1. helen Avatar
    helen

    ha. plenty of puppies are happy to wet your lap, but it doesn’t really seem like a selling point.

    btw, is that puppy not already larger than a chihuahua?

    (not to mention the $300 rehoming fee for a pet that was a gift in the first place, with no mention of incurred veterinary expenses of any kind!)

  2. drmk Avatar
    drmk

    Maybe he’s a chihuahua mixed with a golden lab? He does look big for a “chiuauhua”.

  3. Martha Avatar
    Martha

    He does look pretty big.

    And hello? Like three seconds of Photoshop work would make this picture family friendly!

  4. katie kawaii Avatar
    katie kawaii

    Poor Shakes, only 5 months old and being given away by people who don’t even know what a Chihuahua looks like.

  5. Shiyiya Avatar
    Shiyiya

    Yeah that is most definitely NOT a chihuahua.

  6. Effigy Avatar
    Effigy

    Hello?! It says “chihuahua MIX” right in the damn ad.
    My family has one who’s half Chihuahua and half Min Pin, and he’s bigger than a regular chihuahua.

  7. drmk Avatar
    drmk

    Okay, fine, it’s a “chiuauhua” mix. We’re missing the bigger point here: you can see bits of the dog that might not be the parts you want to see.

  8. Hillari-T Avatar
    Hillari-T

    I’m sorry, I don’t see why that’s an issue really. The dog comes with his penis. If you don’t want to see it in a photo, then you probably won’t want the dog.

  9. KikiMayMay Avatar
    KikiMayMay

    I’m sorry, but that dog is way bigger than a Chihuahua mix, even. Unless the lap he’s sitting on is the lap of a five year old.
    Also, just because at some point you may see your dog’s genitalia, it doesn’t mean you should post a picture on the internet of it.
    Or at least I really, really hope not.

  10. Randy Avatar
    Randy

    I just think Shakes is a cruel name for a Chihuahua.

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