YSaC, Vol. XCIV
Lookin for a job asap!
im 17 years old and currently dont go to school im looking for a good paying job so i can pay my mom off.. under the table or a real job is fine doesnt matter.. i sit at home all day and do nothing.. i live in [name of town] so some where close would be nice.. iv never had a job before but im lookin to get my first.. you can contact me at [email address redacted, but involves the phrase “sk8”] email is the best way to get ahold of me..
Scientific research demonstrates conclusively that the best way to get a job is to sit at home in your mother’s house and do nothing but post on Craigslist. International companies are standing by, just salivating to give high-paying jobs to seventeen year old kids who have never had a job before, can barely write an English sentence, drop their g’s when they write and have no idea what an apostrophe is, and who reveal themselves to be prone to using sk8r sp33k.
Stepping away from the computer and going outdoors to find employment is so 2005! Having qualifications is so 2007! Looking at actual job ads and responding to them is so March!
Although I must admit that part of me wants to protect this young, idealistic person from the onslaught of skeevy email he/she is about to get. *shudders*
I’m hoping this is actually a 50 year old prostitute being really clever.
“Hey! You aren’t 17!!! Oh what the heck. I’m already here…”
Huh. I learned something today. Apparently I can’t use < thingies as brackets, because it actually means something in html. Idiot. So anywayz, the above post was supposed to say:
I’m hoping this is actually a 50 year old prostitute being really clever.
-depraved client shows up to "interview" young, idealistic job seeker-
“Hey! You aren’t 17!!! Oh what the heck. I’m already here…”
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Look, Russian spam!
In Soviet Russia, forum spam YOU!
In Soviet Russia, spam looks at you!
GET OUTTA BRAIN!
In Soviet Russia, Brain gets outta you!
Spamski?
Spaminov?
Spamtasha?
Hi Each Person ,
We’re new here.
Glad to you here.
I’d like to share with and study on everybody.
Give thanks advanced.
And someone who wants to study on us. That sounds dirty.
Not just you, everybody. Ewwwww.
And I have no edit, but I swear EB said “me” instead of “us” the first time.
I did 😀
I’m pretty sure this spam is from aliens who want to probe us to find our weaknesses.
Granny had the only electric space heater in our okiya.. A geisha determined to follow her passions might take this risk; but she certainly won’t do it for spending mone^ she might just as easily earn in some legitimate way.
So you see, a geisha of the first or second tier in Gion can’t be bought for a single night, not by anyone.
If you say so. *head pat*
Stop that. You’re riling up the vikings.
Alright… Who opened up the batshit crazy gate?!?!?
Good morning! Mind the smiling puppy, don’t light any pudding on fire, and feel free to munch on Lionel Richie’s head (there’s some tortilla chips around here somewhere for that.) We’re really harmless. Really. >.>