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Tag: unrealistic expectations

  • YSaC, Vol. CXLVII

    Legal help to change a law.

    I need some help with changing a law. If any lawyers out there are interested please write to me. Only serious inquiries please.

    I know that all the lawyers I know (well, all three of them) would fall all over themselves to contact a random person* on the internet who wants to change an unspecified law.

    I’d like to change the law that says that I can’t reach through the internet and slap this person silly. Any lawyers interested in helping me?

    Oooh, you know who this guy needs? He needs the Laywer Not A Paralegal.

    *The fact that there is a “Random Person” who comments regularly on the site and who claims to be a lawyer pleases me greatly. Maybe Random Person can be the lawyer (or laywer) for this random person.

  • YSaC, Vol. CXXIX

    2 Costume Characters (professional) “Garfield” and Teddy Bear – $600

    2 Costume Characters for sale. One is “Garfield” and one is a “Teddy Bear”. These are professional quality and you can make some REALLY GOOD MONEY with these either renting them out or booking party’s. I’m looking for::: first of all a really nice TV(a must) AND AND AND XBOX 360 OR OR OR A PS3 WITH WITH WITH some good games OR $600.00.

    If you can make such good money with these costumes, why doesn’t this guy already have a nice TV and a video game system?

    Oh right, because those are the WORST costumes imaginable. If someone wore that to a kiddie party I was at, I would pay them to leave.

    Although the “teddy bear” flipping the bird in the photo is a nice touch. Kids must love that.