You Suck at Craigslist

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  • YSaC, Vol. LXXXVI

    5 month old chiuauhua For Sale – $300

    shakes is a 5 month old chiuauhua mix he is a very sweet and cute puppy, he was a gift to my mother and due to her work schedule she cannot give shakes the love and attention that he needs and deserves. He is very playful comes to his name and is good with small children and cats. If you are interested in him contact either Jaimie or Kelly @ xxx-xxx-xxxx If shakes goes he will go with his bed, toenail clippers, and favorite blanket and toys…

    Is it my imagination, or is Shakes maybe a little too, um, excited to be having his picture taken?

  • YSaC, Vol. LXXXV

    Green Hookup Needed – $30

    25/m 10 year long discreet-educated user, must be descent quality and descent/avg prices.
    reply if u can help
    Ty,
    Mitch

    I’d make a snarky comment about this, but I have absolutely no idea what it means. Anyone? Snark away.

  • YSaC, Vol. LXXIII

    ple help

    some thats nows how to fix dish washer iam not suer wants worng with if u can fixed it ple call me at xxx-xxx-xxxx

    Somehow, I get the feeling that sucking at Craigslist may be the least of this person’s worries.

    To be honest, my drunken late night text messages might resemble this style of writing, although there’s slightly less discussion of malfunctioning dishwashers. It’s more like “OMG Britney were did I leve teh kar?” and “Pris, call me, iam not suer but i thkin i hve ur Manolos adn undrwrs.” (I lead a fabulous life.)

    (Submitted by MS — thanks!)

  • YSaC, Vol. LXX

    Exercize Bike and Rowing Machine – $35

    I have an older model exercize bike and rowing machine. I really only want to sell as a pair to get them out of here. Bike is is good working order. I’m not to sure about the rowing machine. I never used it. Please email the posting for questions/offers or to set up a time to see them. Thanks for looking!!! Cash only and buyer must pick up., but I can help you load them.

    Hey, staging your items outdoors in your overgrown and weed-ridden lawn obviously works for vacuum cleaners, why not for ancient exercise equipment as well?
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  • YSaC, Vol. LXVII

    3 lacawates valtrus-suka–update 10/4–only 2 left

    i have 4 of these, if interested email for address(value of these-well you know)these are still in good oncdition,they are free for the taking
    sorry no pic camera is brocken
    only 3 now
    updated sat morning,now theres only 2 available –i mite keep one

    I have no idea what this is, but I really, really want one.

    And, as it turns out, it’s a Googlewhack — if you Google for “lacawates valtrus-suka” to find out what it is, you get exactly one result — the original Craigslist ad. Of course, now you’re likely to get this page as well.

    (*Hello, everyone who arrived here from trying to figure out what a lacawates valtrus-suka is!*)

    Submitted by Kris — thanks!

  • YSaC, Vol. LVII

    Do not hire a Personal Trainer!

    Do not purchase personal training sessions from a gym. They are a complete joke, I know because that is what I used to do. Learn to exercise for yourself and no longer leave your fitness goals to another person. Learn your muscle groups and how they work! Learn how to construct a healthy diet that helps you achive your goals. You can learn this in no more than 8-15 hours. Do not be held hostage by lack of knowledge.

    Contact John S. at xxx-xxx-xxxx
    Certified by the N.C.S.F proof of certification provided.
    $300.00 plus gym fees if applicable. No hidden costs, guaranted in writing.

    That’s right, don’t hire a personal trainer. Hire me! I’m a … former personal trainer. That’s different, see, and better. And I’ll be happy to charge you between $20-$37.50 an hour to explain why.