I need you to take care of the house with occasional bedroom romps (about three a week)
You get your own room and bath.
I have two small outdoor/indoor young dogs.
Alcohol and 420 are OK. No other drugs.
Ew. This can’t be a good idea.
Also, the math just doesn’t add up. Let’s say the going rate is $100/hr for, um, services. (I have no idea what the going rate is, by the way.) That would be about $300 per week, or $1200 per month, that he’s not paying for those particular services … not to mention the “take care of the house” bit. That’s really a lot to, um, put out in exchange for rent.
And you know that it’s going to be more than three times a week.
Ew.
Edited to add: In the larger version of the house pic, there’s a kidnapper van sitting in the driveway. Yet another bad sign (as if you needed another one!).
Seriously, would it have killed you to take a hose to it before taking a picture of the years and years of … dirt — I’m going to go with dirt here, because the alternative is unthinkable — that have built up on it?
I’m looking for someone like me, married and want to have a secret discreet affair,this could be a one time thing or on going from time to time.Looks and race is not important,BBW friendly.I’m a white male gl, friendly,very clean and honest and so should you.Your dissection assured.If interested please get back to me.Thanks
What if I don’t want to be dissected?
I especially don’t want to be dissected as an ongoing from time to time thing. I mean, if I’m going to be dissected, I really only want it to happen once.