Tag: ew.

  • YSaC, Vol. XXIV

    Free Rent for the Right Female


    I need you to take care of the house with occasional bedroom romps (about three a week)

    You get your own room and bath.

    I have two small outdoor/indoor young dogs.

    Alcohol and 420 are OK. No other drugs.

    Ew. This can’t be a good idea.

    Also, the math just doesn’t add up. Let’s say the going rate is $100/hr for, um, services. (I have no idea what the going rate is, by the way.) That would be about $300 per week, or $1200 per month, that he’s not paying for those particular services … not to mention the “take care of the house” bit. That’s really a lot to, um, put out in exchange for rent.

    And you know that it’s going to be more than three times a week.

    Ew.

    Edited to add: In the larger version of the house pic, there’s a kidnapper van sitting in the driveway. Yet another bad sign (as if you needed another one!).

  • YSaC, Vol. XXII

    used toilet – $15


    Used toilet

    It certainly is.

    Seriously, would it have killed you to take a hose to it before taking a picture of the years and years of … dirt — I’m going to go with dirt here, because the alternative is unthinkable — that have built up on it?

  • YSaC, Vol. XIX

    Looking for discreet married lady – m4w – 51


    I’m looking for someone like me, married and want to have a secret discreet affair,this could be a one time thing or on going from time to time.Looks and race is not important,BBW friendly.I’m a white male gl, friendly,very clean and honest and so should you.Your dissection assured.If interested please get back to me.Thanks

    What if I don’t want to be dissected?

    I especially don’t want to be dissected as an ongoing from time to time thing. I mean, if I’m going to be dissected, I really only want it to happen once.

    At least it’s assured. I won’t have to wonder.