Author: drmk

  • YSaC, Vol. CXXXII

    Infant Cereal


    I have 5 un-opened boxes of baby cereal. 2 Rice and 3 Oatmeal. One has a best by date of Oct 31, 2008 but I am sure it is still fine. The others do not expire until Jan and Feb 09. Email me if interested. Thanks.

    Because if your baby could have a wish on Thanksgiving Day, wouldn’t they wish for expired Oatmeal?

  • YSaC, Vol. CXXXI

    Eddie Murphy Thousand Words Movie Primeir – $25


    I Have Tickets Good For 2 People For The New Eddie Murphy Movie “Thousand Words”. The Primier Starts 2night at 6:30… Let Me Know If Your Interested. Thanks

    I’m guessing this person only knows about a thousand words, and “premiere”, “tonight” and “you’re” are apparently not included in that total.

  • YSaC, Vol. CXXX

    IT’S GETTING COLD!!! TIME FOR NEW WORM CARPET


    [sound of needle scratching across record]

    What?

    That’s an image I really didn’t want to have in my head. I’ll never look at shag carpets the same way again.

    The other amusing thing about this ad is …

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  • YSaC, Vol. CXXIX

    2 Costume Characters (professional) “Garfield” and Teddy Bear – $600


    2 Costume Characters for sale. One is “Garfield” and one is a “Teddy Bear”. These are professional quality and you can make some REALLY GOOD MONEY with these either renting them out or booking party’s. I’m looking for::: first of all a really nice TV(a must) AND AND AND XBOX 360 OR OR OR A PS3 WITH WITH WITH some good games OR $600.00.

    If you can make such good money with these costumes, why doesn’t this guy already have a nice TV and a video game system?

    Oh right, because those are the WORST costumes imaginable. If someone wore that to a kiddie party I was at, I would pay them to leave.

    Although the “teddy bear” flipping the bird in the photo is a nice touch. Kids must love that.

  • YSaC, Vol. CXXVIII

    TO GIRL WHO BOUGHT DESK TOOK DRAWERS BUT NOT DESK – $90


    TINA, COME GET THE BODY OF THE DESK. IT HAS BEEN A LONG TIME, HERE IS MY NUMBER, CALL ME FOR DIRECTIONS. CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW? CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? COME GET ‘ER. I NEED THIS DESK GONE ASAP, LET ME KNOW OR THE DUST BIN CALLS.

    Tina, you heartless drawer-taker, you. Why haven’t you called? (I mean, other than the fact that the guy forgot to provide his phone number even though he said “HERE IS MY NUMBER”.)

    I don’t think Tina is coming back. Move on with your life, which is as empty and hollow as your desk.

    Submitted by KM — thanks!

  • YSaC, Vol. CXXVII

    Anthic white ceiling fan – $30


    This ceiling fan has 4 lamps and it it is very good condition.

    Nothing says “good condition antique white ceiling fan” like a picture of someone holding up the fan to the ceiling in their garage.