Washer and dryer for sale. Both work great! We are moving into a place that already has a washer & dryer. Washer is toploading, Dryer is frontloading.
$50 for both, or $35 each.
Call Alyssa at xxx xxx xxxx if interested.
Look carefully at the pictures. (Click on them to make them bigger.) Both the washer and dryer apparently live in mirror world. In mirror world, on is off, up is down, and clearly left is right! In mirror world, you put your clothes into the washer to get them dirty, and into the dryer to get them wet! In mirror world, clothes wash you!
I hadn’t thought about it before, but I guess if you’re trying to sell a “For Sale” sign, you can’t just put it out on your lawn with a “For Sale” sign on it, could you?
We have two chihwawa’s for sale. Can be purchased seperately.
1 boy brown in color
1 girl all white in color
$1500 each neg. They are both from a family-owned, local, established, pet shop in affluent neighborhood. For more information or to schedule a visit, email us.
Thanks
Chihwahwah. Really?
Oh, you weren’t sure about the spelling so you then put in chihwawa just in case. Good plan.
Add to that that they’re apparently selling something that belongs to two chihwawas, but they’re not specifying what that something is. I’ll leave the rants about possessives vs. plurals to the professionals over at apostropheabuse.com.
I had to look it up in the Urban Dictionary. Shouldn’t this be under Personals?
Sigh. Remember when you could actually find decent, reasonable people posting on Craigslist, and not twelve-year-old kids who think it’s cool to insult each other online?
Yeah, me either.
That “Humanity is doomed” tag is going to get quite a workout, I think.
I’m completely ritalin, wait, no, I mean riddlin. Riddlin as to how I’m going to get tickets for tonights’ SPEED-metal “concerta”, oh, excuse me, I meant concert, yeah, that was my bad.
E-mail me, its faster(!) get it?!? “FASTER”! wow I’m awesome!!!!
Okay, I have no idea how to make fractional roman numerals. I’m also not entirely sure that the Romans HAD fractions. [Note from the research team: As it turns out, they didn’t. It also turns out I did 99 wrong — it’s not IC, it’s XCIX.]
I just thought this one was kind of funny and didn’t want to wait to post it:
Sofa – MOVING come get today before 5pm
Date: 2008-10-30, 10:51PM CDT
Mission Style Sofa. Brand is Bassett. Call xxx-xxx-xxxx for more info.
I wonder how many people called this guy to point out that he posted it at 10:51 at night, which is, I’m pretty sure, after 5 pm.
(Yes, I’m sure he meant the next day … don’t be a killjoy. It’s funnier my way.)
