Friends From the Pharmecy – $5
I’m completely ritalin, wait, no, I mean riddlin. Riddlin as to how I’m going to get tickets for tonights’ SPEED-metal “concerta”, oh, excuse me, I meant concert, yeah, that was my bad.
E-mail me, its faster(!) get it?!? “FASTER”! wow I’m awesome!!!!
Subtle. Very subtle. Wait, no, I mean stupid.
I should start a “Humanity is doomed” tag.
Beyond doomed.
But it will go out feeling no pain.
Or, jones-ed clean to death
Then riddle me this, Sparky – how cans i……..hey! Whp changed my curser frm an arow to the hanmd? asshats hit my confgration ever time I log in chit sticks
:: Mom! Coffy’s spitting on the keyboard again ::
Stop high-fiving yourself sparky, no cop would be fooled by this
high(!) get it?!? “HIGH”! wow I’m awesome!!!! *eyeroll*
I am sorry but your coded message is a bit too vague. I think you want a collection of Barbie dolls or a truck full of bees, but I am not sure which.
It depends which is frizzier.
I was going to say the barbie dolls, but bees can be fuzzy too… hmm…
“I should start a “Humanity is doomed” tag.”
Und I did!
Chorus sings: Spar–key!
What’s an und? (Do not, under any circumstances, answer that question.)
(I never follow instructions)
Dr. Scott!
Janet!
Dude, I wanna buy drugs from you if you know what I mean.
*Wink*
“I feel the need… the need…for speed.” ~ Maverick/Goose.
I’m still not sure I know what he wants. Did he need a ride to the pharmacy or a concert? I’m terrible at riddles.
he’s selling his friends for $5
Sparky should just stick his spare friends in the frizzer for later.
I get it! If the pharmacy drops below 50 miles per hour everyone on board will be forced to go to a metal concert!
I wonder what his chat-up line to women is? I bet its really subtle .. by which I mean gross.
* is it to women or for women or at women? Grammar help needed *
Sparkster: Nice Ass! I mean donkey, my bad!
What about the generous shoulder knees?!
ghostcat, Saturday, in the box, I think it was the end of November. . . No? Okay, so here’s your Punchity Punch Punch and a special Hi-Oh Silver too.
Good Morning, Little Pharma!
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