You Suck at Craigslist

Category: household

  • YSaC, Vol. XXXII

    orange neon sign – $5

    orange when lit…reads 4995…

    Right. Okay then. I hope you won’t mind me asking, but are you sure you want $5 for it … or do you want $9? What? Why am I asking that? Oh, no reason.

    Perhaps more puzzling — what does one do with a neon sign that says 4559 (or 4995, for that matter)?

  • YSaC, Vol. XXXI

    MONKEY TISSUE HOLDER – $150

    The “Monkey Tissue Holder” features the ‘Hear No Evil, See No Evil, Speak No Evil’ monkeys sitting one on top of the other. The stick is a plunger on the top of the monkey’s head and will hold up to 3 rolls of toilet paper and the bottom monkey holds a single roll. This statue makes a great addtion to any powder room. The orginal price is $175, selling it at $150 but negotiable. Thanks
    Features: Height: 32 inches Width: 10 inches Depth: 8 inches Holds up to 4 rolls of toilet paper

    Classy.

    You know what’s even better? (more…)

  • YSaC, Vol. XXX

    Small animal cage – $15

    Small animal cage, great for transportation. Only $15.

    I’m having a real perspective problem here. At first I thought the pictures were upside down, and I was trying to figure out how someone could post pictures upside down.

    Then I realized that if they were upside down, the bedding in the carrier would be floating on the top of the carrier, so the pictures must be right side up.

    Which means that the carrier is right side up, and floating against the ceiling of someone’s garage.

    Maybe that’s why it’s great for transportation — the carrier itself is lighter than air.

  • YSaC, Vol. XXVII

    15” Dolphin Plasma Lamp – $50

    Beautiful blue glass sculpture that shines brightly when turned on. Great for decoration. Purchased for $85.00 from Spencers!!!

    Ah, Spencers … that purveyor of fine home decorations on a par only with the Fingerhut catalog and Avon.

  • YSaC, Vol. XXIII

    one dozen new toilet brushes – $7

    Yup… a dozen new toilet brushes! Seven dollars cash takes all.

    Hi, have you met this person? I think he could really use those toilet brushes.

  • YSaC, Vol. XXII

    used toilet – $15

    Used toilet

    It certainly is.

    Seriously, would it have killed you to take a hose to it before taking a picture of the years and years of … dirt — I’m going to go with dirt here, because the alternative is unthinkable — that have built up on it?