This was posted in the personals section of the Osaka Craigslist:
Hi – 28
Im a single guy looking for a japanese women whos single and willing to relocate. I work full time for [name] hight school its good pay but great benifits. Im also an auto painter by trade so i like to stay buesy. I got a little shop ware i do my paint work when needed or when i want alittle extra cash. But the school is my maine job and is a state job and will get a pesion when i retier and i do invest into a 403k. Im doing ok for my age. that my work life.
I enjoy movies and walks and going out for a bite to eat. I love all music as long as i can understand what thare trying say. I realy enjoy the import car seen i love imports so i need an import wife in my life lol (^V^) that will top me off i think. At this moment i share a home with my mother her and my father are going threw a brake up or devorces if u like. So im liveing with her to help her on some of her payments untile shes clear of them. I do drink but im not an every dayer and i smok i stoped for six months and just started agin. What was i thinking? I also enjoy sports indy car raceing and amrican foot ball and hockey. I played hockey all most my hole life.
Im only going to reply to pic with photos and no site links. Im looking for some one real. If you know some english thats a pluse but i do not juge people my thare lingo.
Other than that i to meet someone from japyland.
Please write some stuff about your self so i know your real and seroues to.
If you are a japanese women who is (are?) willing to relocate to a relatively small town in upstate NY to be with someone who works for a high school, you might want answers to the following questions:
What is his “maine” job at the high school? And what is a 403k? I’ve heard of 401(k)s, and 403(b)s, but this appears to be some combination of the two.
Import car = import wife. Nice. Do you expect to be able to trade her in after she’s got a few thousand miles on her?
I really hope he’s not a teacher. He doesn’t “juge people my thare lingo.” Too bad I do.
And … really? japyland? If he’s lucky, maybe she can teach him the Asian language.
Im still living at Home, and dont have a Car, so I will understand if no girl wants to answer me back,
but Im a very nice guy, not to nice, and loves Animals, Im realy into 80’s Hardcore Punk and Punk Rock,
not todays Bands, Im also a Musician, I like going out to Dinners to eat, renting Movies love Horror,
um I dont know wha else to say, I love my 2 Cats more then Life, and hate People who abuse Animals,
anyway if your interested in talking more and are not black, then contact me, and no my hair isnt long
anymore I have a Skater hair cut.
Wow! I like going out to dinners to eat too! What are the odds? Most people I know like to go out to dinners to bowl.
I’m also a big Fan of capitalizing random Nouns and of writing what looks like the Word “SUICIDE” at the Top of old Pictures of Myself.
But causing that needle-going-off-the-record sound by saying things like “… if your interested in talking more and are not black …”? Yeah, um, I’m not such a big fan of that. (Or of Skater hair cuts.)
Way to break in that “still single?” tag, there, buddy.
