A bonus for New Years Eve:
flammable stuff for new years party!!!
we are looking for stuff to burn for winterburn’s rockin new years eve party! desks, couches, christmas trees, anything that will go up in righteous new years flaming glory! contact dan winterburn @ xxx-xxx-xxxx. asap!!!
I’m going to file this one under “this can only end badly”. In fact, I think I might actually need to start a tag for that.