jaguar s type Low mail – $5900
2001 jaguar s type Low mail odometer: 76000
I have jaguar s Low mail
good car
76.000
Cline title
V6 3.0
RWD
Luther
Son roofSerious buyer only and cash is preferable. Interest? Please call me @ [number]
And . [different number]
Wow. Such car! So title! Very Luther!
Wow!
Thanks for the post, sd!
When you stick the key into the ignition, a recorded voice says, “Welcome. You’ve got low mail.” But advertising that the car has Luther may turn off any potential buyers who are Catholic.
Well to be accurate the car doesn’t actually have Luther, just his son, Roof.
Damn, dude…I don’t know where you deliver mail but you get paid a helluva lot more than my rural mail carrier in his 1974 POS with the coat hanger antennae if you can deliver mail (low mail, only?) from a Jag.
Well done, sir.
Luthor, the last son of roof, had such thick skin that when he offended the local grammar teacher, she beheaded him, skinned him, and wrote her 95 grammar treatises on the hide. She then nailed them to a door in Wittenberg. Unfortunately, shortly after another man nailed his 95 theses on top of hers. Wittenberg for centuries would then be full of very spiritual people who didn’t know the difference between its and it’s or there, their, and they’re.
I have jaguar s Low mail
Low mail, high mail, junk mail, spam mail, bills, personal letters,… Regardless of the type of mail, I don’t think it’s wise to keep it from the jaguar to which it was originally sent. Those cats can hide so effectively, if they figure out it’s you purloining their mail you’ll be kitty kibble before you know it.
Does the luthier come with no strings attached?
cash is preferable
Dang, all I have is cush…
Cline title? Is that Kevin Cline? Oh, wait he spells his with a K. It must be Patsy Cline!! Wow – This Jag is CRAZY!
Crazy for being so low mail
Crazy for being blue.
I know Luther was listed on Craigslist
For cash – he’d sell it to somebody new.
I’d might be interesteded if it was a maroon….I hate owning cars that is smarter then me….it’s probably know the difference between it’s, its, and i’ts…….
besides, Son Roof is just another old dead blues guy…..
If you buy that car with the title he has, you’ll be his patsy.
Not sure what the advertiser was thinking:
“Close enough. People will know what I mean.”
“Spell check didn’t flag much, must be right.”
“Let’s misspell or misuse a word on each line and see if we can get on a humor site.”
s Low mail
Slow Mail. Yeah, the jag corners well, but Sparky doesn ‘t want to damage the suspension.
Know what’s really interesting about Sparky’s ad?
Besides, you know…nothing?
The ice cream van parked next to the Jag.
Anybody wanna take bets on whether or not “Free Candy” is scrawled on the other side?
How many theses does this puppy go up to, because if it’s below 96 we don’t have deal.
I usually just order the chicken or pork low mail. Jaguar is out of my price range, and rarely in season.
Is that Corinthian Luther? I hear he’s rich.
Please call me @ [number]
And . [different number]
Does this mean I have to use two different phones at once?
I can barely stay on the road while using just one phone.
Was that you who swerved into my lane and almost creamed me yesterday, Meg???? …and the day before, and earlier, and the day before that, and Sunday, and last week, and……well, you get the idea…..
Well, I do have gorgeous swerves.
Just make sure that only your son uses the roof and nobody else. If your daughter uses it, all hell will break loose.
-Luther
“RWD”
I’m pretty sure that means Rear Wheel Drive.
If it means Right Wheel Drive, it would really suck in the winter.
It took me far too long to realize they meant mile. And mile is such a simple word! Of all the things to type wrong… three times. And sun roof. And what I assume to be leather.
And yet they got jaguar and odometer right.
Wonders never cease.
All the misspelled words are actual words, just the wrong ones. Blame spellcheck. The jag seller needs to put his brain in gear before engaging the computer.
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