Cozy Room in [location] Available July !st
Cozy Room in [Location] Heritage House …. Perfect for student room is semi furnish as shown in the ad, but you can bring your own if necessary .
Wifi and utilities are inclusive $ 500.00 per month plus deposit
Well gee – I’ve always wanted to live at the haunted mystery spot. Sign me up!
Thanks for the link, David!
That’s such a deal. Usually, when you ride the Tilt-a-Whirl, you don’t get WiFi and utilities unless you buy an extra ticket.
If I’m going to bring my own semi, is there a turnaround? 40 acres or so would be nice.
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I’ll take it. I’d like to move in on the #rd.
Perhaps that should read “Furnished like a semi”?
The only door to this semi room has a sewing machine (or such similar) in front of it–egress appears to be via the open window out on the spacious porch.
Sad part about the Summer term for most students is how July factorial flies by so quickly.
That’s not an egress, they have yellow feet. I think it’s the potty, which explains the yellow feet.
I prefer the ones with blue feet…
Boobies!!!
The Snowy Egress has yellow feet; other US species don’t. And whatever is flying around the room taking the tipsy pictures is smaller than an egress; possibly a cocktail.
Cozy Room in Gotham, Heritage House …. Perfect for villain, room is semi furnish as shown in the ad, but you can bring your own minions if necessary .
Wifi, utilities, penguins and umbrellas are inclusive $500.00 per month plus deposit
There, fixed it!
So, not being able to a) defeat the Caped Crusader and b) unable to afford the high rents in Gotham City, it appears Catwoman has decided to rent out a room in her palatial digs while she works on various nefarious schemes.
I could be a nerd and point out in various comics from the 80s to the early 2000s (and some animated movies) Catwoman did have a roomate named Holly (who also made a small cameo in The Dark Knight Rises, though they may have called her a different name). And that there was a series called Gotham City Sirens where Catwoman, Harley Quinn, and Poison Ivy shared a building.
Ducky, One, Dave et al. You keep us hanging on! Punchity Punch Punch! Sorry, can’t return the deposit, one of the ferrets chewed on the red table.
Good Morning, Semi Fans!
Great, now there’s a crick in my neck. Thanks, Sparky. *grumble, grumble*
You wanna watch out for that. Cricks tend to run down and give you water on the knee.
The room in question is actually a repurposed Hollywood set. Keir Dullea jogs around and around, and on alternate Tuesdays the ghost of Fred Astaire can be heard tap dancing on the walls.
But hey, what’s a little perpetual motion when there’s perpetual breakfast in bed? Sign me up!
Is… is the national guard out there yet? If Location has fallen into the sea, people should be out there helping, right? Or maybe that’s just a room on a houseboat? Either way, I think I’d feel unwell if I rented there.
I sure hope the wastebasket isn’t wicker too, because I think I’m about to be motion sick.
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