Stairway to Heaven- FREE
50% of the official ‘stairway to heaven’ and it’s free for the taking. Certificate of Authenticity available upon request. [location] at my curbside
There’s a Sparky whose stairs
Are outside growing mold
And he’s selling the stairway
on Craigslist.
When he posts it he knows
Before they decompose
With an ad he can get
Them all taken.
Thanks, Ralph!
Is that supposed to impress anyone? I have a Bible autographed, “With finest regards, the author.”
Oh yeah??
Well, my authentic, New English Bible is signed by the author, and each of the main characters…see..right here, there’s Matthew, Mark, Luke, John, Paul, George, Ringo….heyyyyyyyy wait just a gorram minute here!
Only missing Donner & Blitzen to pull the sleigh.
By the by, the other half is in Lucifer’s storage locker. The combination is 666..naturally.
Was someone using this when it fell….thus making it a “Stairway to Heaven”???
This stairway is definitely 50% or less of what you would need to get to heaven.
Sparky needs to stop relying on spellcheck. The listing should read “stairway to heave.”
And which 50% is it — the “up” stairs or the “down” stairs? Heaven only knows.
One presumes this is 50% of the “hey check this” clown at the discount music shop “stairway” and thus, the use of single quotes.
That hedge row is most certainly bustle-less.
So, the original stairway to heaven was only 10 steps? I think the Tower of Babel was higher than that and they didn’t make it! Oh NO! I think we’re being DUPED!
See, Robert Plant, this is what happens when you turn down Richard Branson’s big bucks for the Zeppelin reunion tour. Hard-working people are reduced to selling your never-used set pieces on Craigslist. Won’t someone think of the poor, starving set builders?
This is obviously a fake. Everyone knows the way to heaven is currently in a playground.
I heard Heaven Is A Place On Earth so maybe a stairway isn’t even necessary.
So I’m late to this party. But I still think he’s asking too much for it. A rich man can’t get his fat ass through the eye of a needler. OR something like that.
Hey, M2N2! Gotta sweep out the box. Not sure if you can come back later or not. Punchity Punch Punch!
Good Afternoon, Glitterati!
Aww Gee! Not more stairs! Don’tcha got an escalator to heaven or something?
But what if the electricity goes out? People could be stranded on that escalator for hours!!!!
Oh great, now I’m stuck on the Front Porch of Purgatory.
Sparky’s COA is a lie. We got yer Stairway to Heaven right here.
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