YSaC, Vol. 1784: Stumped

2014 November 19

Free live oak tree, good for bbq ,or fire place logs you cut down



free live oak wood. must cut down , great for fire place or bbq .text me at [phone]

Normal Craigslist workflow:
1. Take picture of tree.
2. Post ad requesting tree removal including picture.
3. After tree is removed, take down ad.

Sucking at Craigslist workflow:
1. Post ad requesting tree removal.
2. After tree is removed, take picture of tree.
3. Add picture of removed tree to ad.

In this vein, I expect to see "Car for Sale" ads with a picture of an empty parking space, "Help Wanted" ads with pictures of the person who's already been hired to do the job, and "Casual Encounters" ads with...

NO. Not even going there.

Thanks for the post, William!

19 Responses leave one →
  1. 2014 November 19
    CapnMac permalink

    "Live Oak? Tjat oak would not live if you put 10,000 volts through it!"

    It's gone to join the copse invisible. It is no more. It is an ex-oak! It is not pining for the firs.

    Adores: 10
  2. 2014 November 19

    Number 1, the larch, the larch.

    Number 2, not the live oak tree, not the live oak tree.

    Adores: 4
  3. 2014 November 19
    Ralph permalink

    [Corey]

    Adores: 3
  4. 2014 November 19

    Oh sure, from this angle it could be a live oak.

    It could also be a bee-infested portal to Hell.

    I'm just sayin....

    Adores: 5
  5. 2014 November 19
    HamCan permalink

    He said wood...

    Adores: 4
    • 2014 November 19
      nojazzhere permalink

      Alas poor Liveoak, I knew him Cap'n, a tree of infinite shade, of most excellent shelter. He hath bore me on his boughs a thousand times, and now how abhorr'd in my imagination it is! My BBQ rises at it.

      Adores: 10
  6. 2014 November 19

    Okay, noJazzy, get in your Vanagon and go. Punchity Punch Punch!

    Parts is parts.

    Good Morning, Woodstockers!

    Adores: 2
    • 2014 November 19
      nojazzhere permalink

      Thanks Windy!....(should that be Woodstalkers?)

      Adores: 4
      • 2014 November 19

        D'oh! I could edit it, but then I'd ahve to delete your comment, and there's too much paperwork involved.

        Adores: 3
  7. 2014 November 19
    One Moving Violation permalink

    [obvious]The live oak has been cut down. The live oak has been cut up.[/obvious]

    Cut it out, Sparky!

    Adores: 1
  8. 2014 November 19
    limelolly permalink

    Wooden you know it?

    Just when Oaky trimmed down enough to fit inside her old bark, the neighbor gets jealous and wants her to leaf. Oaky thought she was finally going to catch that Silver Maple's twig and now, he won't even get a chance to admire her new foliage.

    It's such a sad story.

    Adores: 4
  9. 2014 November 19
    One Moving Violation permalink

    I have 4 tires and wheels I'm selling on my minivan. If you take them off the van I will charge you $25 apiece.

    Adores: 2
  10. 2014 November 19
    One Moving Violation permalink

    FREE GRAVITAR! Good with toupé or spray on hair product.

    Adores: 1
  11. 2014 November 19
    Ninja Chow permalink

    "live"
    Sparky, I think that doesn't mean what you think it means.

    Adores: 0
  12. 2014 November 19
    Ralph permalink

    How about a nice piece of ash?

    Adores: 2
  13. 2014 November 19
    MissMommyNiceNice permalink

    It's log, it's log... no wait, that's not quite right.

    *ahem*

    It's stump, it's stump,
    It's big, it's heavy, it's wood,
    It's stump, it's stump,
    It's better than bad, it's good!

    Adores: 4
    • 2014 November 20
      One Moving Violation permalink

      Whenever someone asks me, "How ya' doin'?" I respond with, "Better than bad."

      Yes, I have a little place in my heart for Ren & Stimpy too.

      Adores: 3
  14. 2014 November 20
    One Moving Violation permalink

    My wood is sticking in the air,
    Hurrah! Hurrah!
    My wood is sticking in the air,
    Hurrah! Hurrah!
    My wood is sticking in the air,
    So bring your tools, I'm willing to share.
    And the wood needs cutting down to the ground,
    'Cuz my pain is your gain.

    Adores: 1
  15. 2014 November 20
    Not-a-[censored] Lion permalink

    A Tree Grows Dies in Brooklyn.

    Adores: 1

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