YSaC, Vol. 1785: Owner of a Lonely Seal

2014 November 21

$$===FREE HEART EGG/PANCAKE RINGS


* 2 Piece set
* Stay cool knock down handle
* FDA approved
* Heat resistant to 500F/260C
* Makes perfect heart shaped pancakes and eggs

Just to be clear - this is a heart:

To be fair, it is not shaped like this:

However, it also not shaped like a seal, an armadillo, or the state of Michigan. In addition, of the two things in the set, there appear to be three of them.

Thanks for the post, Stephanie!

26 Responses leave one →
  1. 2014 November 21

    Cat math and seal semiotics in one ad. I'm impressed.

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    • 2014 November 21
      Irregular Fractal permalink

      Seal Semiotics is my Modern English cover band.

      Adores: 4
      • 2014 November 21
        MissMommyNiceNice permalink

        No! It's the name of my Musicology 406 Class: Analytical Semiotic Theory of the Seal Discography.

        Adores: 1
  2. 2014 November 21
    Ralph permalink

    It's only two objects -- the giant seal has bitten off the Upper Peninsula.

    I fixed it.

    Adores: 4
    • 2014 November 21
      nojazzhere permalink

      If only I could find seal, armadillo and mitten shaped COOKIE CUTTERS......if anyone comes across some please let me know. Thanks.

      I (HEART) cookies!!!!

      Adores: 4
      • 2014 November 21
        camille permalink

        I was going to say that. How can people not recognize cookie cutters?

        Adores: 2
      • 2014 November 21
        Ninja Chow permalink

        You both beat me to it, and I would love that seal cookie cutter.

        Adores: 1
        • 2014 November 21
          nojazzhere permalink

          But no baby seal cookies....that would be cruel.

          Adores: 3
      • 2014 November 21
        One Moving Violation permalink

        I (HEART) cookies!!!!

        I ♥ Ѡ aside.

        Adores: 2
  3. 2014 November 21
    MissMommyNiceNice permalink

    It's a trap! Beware the spinosaurus!

    Adores: 1
  4. 2014 November 21
    Yancy permalink

    Stay cool knock down handle

    Only one item has this handle. If a person had a heart shaped like a mitten, I think their cardiologist would be set for life.

    Adores: 2
    • 2014 November 21
      Irregular Fractal permalink

      Ah, Heart Like a Mitten. I listened the hell out of that Jewel album all through college. Good times.

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      • 2014 November 21
        One Moving Violation permalink

        When I was a kid, I had inter-mittens.

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  5. 2014 November 21
    SilvaNoir permalink

    Are pancake rings the new candy necklace?

    Adores: 1
    • 2014 November 21
      Brer Fox permalink

      Pancake rings? I don't know about YOUR pancakes, but mine never had fingers or ears.

      Adores: 0
  6. 2014 November 21

    I used to work in a shop in Solvang where busty Scandinavian women would juggle pancakes in an area visible through windows. The tourists would stop and stare. The men would drool, and the women would say, "Oh for heaven's sakes, let's get some breakfast."

    Imagine if they had these shapes, instead of the round ball-shapes.

    Adores: 0
  7. 2014 November 21

    C""J, out of the box! The Cap'n and noJazzy have tickets, and you know what that means. Punchity Punch Punch!

    Wink, wink, nudge nudge, say no more!

    Good Evening, Cutters!

    Adores: 0
  8. 2014 November 21
    Not-a-[censored] Lion permalink

    All I can say is WTF. You should have used the wtf tag.

    Adores: 1
  9. 2014 November 21
    One Moving Violation permalink

    All the hearts I drew in grammar school were lopsided. Not quite as lopsided as the mitten cookie cutter, the thumb would be a bit more swollen. Like when I accidentally slammed my thumb in the lid of my coffin. ♥

    Adores: 1
    • 2014 November 21
      One Moving Violation permalink

      AAAAHHHH! *sob*

      *casts eyes toward Windrose*

      Mama Windy!

      *tries to pour premium bird seed in cup holder through tear soaked eyes*

      Oh no, not again.

      I feel like a bowl of petunias.

      Adores: 1
      • 2014 November 22
        nojazzhere permalink

        Well, OMV, if you feel like a bowl of petunias, go ahead and EAT a bowl of petunias....nobody's stopping you, for crissake!!!!!

        Adores: 4
      • 2014 November 22

        There, there, One. It's all better. Mmmm, this is good seed!

        Adores: 1
      • 2017 January 9

        Whoever edits and puslbihes these articles really knows what they're doing.

        Adores: 0
  10. 2014 November 24
    Grumpy Grammy permalink

    I have often said and I must say yet again "the only difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits". Mistaking a mitt for a heart shape, mistaking cookie cutters for egg/pancake rings once again proves the genius of my statement.

    Of course, the stupidity of it is that I keep on saying it, hoping that some of the stupid might read it and think "Oh, this applies to me. I should shut up now." Yeh, right :(

    Adores: 1
  11. 2014 November 25
    Al Tou Familjer permalink

    The ad poster could be my mother-in-law, who once bought "Christmas cookie cutters at at great price" as a present for one of our nieces.... MiL was not happy at our guffaws and pointings-out they were Star of David, shofar, and dreidel shapes. Sister-in-law (gift recipient's mother) later showed us a Santa cookie creatively patched together from those molds.

    Adores: 1
    • 2014 November 25

      I would have liked to see that! Awesome SiL!

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