YSaC, Vol. 1786: Wibbly Wobbly Sucky Wucky

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7inch angel grider – $40


7 inch angel grinder model 1020 by rigid sold at home depot has soft side case great condition.

(Thanks for the post, sd!)

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26 responses to “YSaC, Vol. 1786: Wibbly Wobbly Sucky Wucky”

  1. MissMommyNiceNice Avatar
    MissMommyNiceNice

    Ah, the lesser known Angel Grinder. I’ll never understand why it didn’t catch on like the monkey version.

  2. Dave and Cat Snake Tribe Avatar

    You must be an angel.
    I can see it as you grind,
    And your soft side is so kind,
    And just now it strikes my mind:

    Oooh you’re an angel.
    Oooh you’re an angel.
    Oooh you’re an angel.
    Here to grind for the good of humankind.

  3. kelli Avatar
    kelli

    I wouldn’t mind grinding a certain well endowed blue eyed angel.

  4. kelli Avatar
    kelli

    So is Angel Grinder the grammatically correct and slightly blasphemous version of Grindr?

  5. kelli Avatar
    kelli

    It’s a rigid angel grinder, are we sure this isn’t cleverly disguised fanfic?

  6. kelli Avatar
    kelli

    Don’t blink. Don’t blink. Don’t blink. Don’t blink. Don’t blink. Don’t blink. Don’t blink.

    1. nojazzhere Avatar
      nojazzhere

      Uh oh….I blinked…..

      1. Windrose Avatar

        And Jazzy was never heard from again.

        1. nojazzhere Avatar
          nojazzhere

          Ah, the rumors of my demise have been greatly exaggerated…..uh, or were you making a request?

  7. SilvaNoir Avatar
    SilvaNoir

    But once you grind up the angels, what do you do with them? Angel burgers?

    1. HamCan Avatar
      HamCan

      Angel Dust, it sells for $500 a gram on the street…or flea powder.

    2. HamCan Avatar
      HamCan

      Starbucks heavenly blend?

  8. HamCan Avatar
    HamCan

    Angel Grinder is IF’s Miley Cyrus tribute band.

    1. kelli Avatar
      kelli

      So it’s not a guitar heavy gospel thrash metal band?

      1. nojazzhere Avatar
        nojazzhere

        …and shouldn’t the post heading read ” 7inch angel grinder operator’s manual- $40″ ?

        after all, it looks like Sparky (as shown in second picture) grabbed the wrong end of the grinder while it was running……ya gotta read those instructions!

  9. C"From Behind.....Suddenly"J Avatar

    I get what an ‘angel’ is, but I don’t get what a ‘grider’ is.

    This is about sex, isn’t it?

    1. CapnMac Avatar
      CapnMac

      Well, there’s a Josh Grider out there, who is pretty good at pickin’ & singin’

      never heard that he has any kin called “An-hel” though.

  10. TrumpCat Avatar
    TrumpCat

    I’m glad this only grinds 7 inch angels. I’m taller than that. I should be safe! Phew. I was really worried for a half a second there.

    1. Windrose Avatar

      *gets out yard stick* Must be this tall to avoid grinding. Get over here!

  11. Grumpy Grammy Avatar
    Grumpy Grammy

    Come on Sparky, is it a “grider” or a “grinder”? It matters. If it’s a “grider”, I’ll take two. If it’s a “grinder”, well my angels are already well grinded.

  12. Ralph Avatar
    Ralph

    Every Tardis should have one of these, but they are also useful for grooming your fish.

    1. Windrose Avatar

      That’s gonna be one lucky fish! Wonder what her angle is?

  13. CapnMac Avatar
    CapnMac

    Hmmm, a “grinder” is a form of sammitch.

    This only leaves the question of whether it’s sammitch made for, or of, angles (or Jutes, or Saxons)?

  14. TrumpCat Avatar
    TrumpCat

    Is this {insert food chain’s name here}’s new campaign idea? I can see it now: “Try our HOT NEW 7 inch Angel Grinder with pickles, olives, onions, lettuce, and a dash of pixie dust.”
    Seems awfully expensive- $40 for a 7 inch sammich- but that bonus inch IS filled with angels, so maybe it’s worth the extra $35?

  15. Windrose Avatar

    Hi. Sorry I’m late. More than a day late. Don’t even ask about the dollars.

    Capn, Jazzy, I know you are comfy in the box, but guys, pick up the empty pizza boxes and lemonade cans, and line up here. Punchity Punch Punch!

    Oh, didn’t realize you were still eating that one.

    Good *checks watch* Day, Stoned Grinders!

    1. nojazzhere Avatar
      nojazzhere

      That spot of belch/vomit was the Cap’n….I’m not cleaning that up!

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