YSaC, Vol. 1786: Wibbly Wobbly Sucky Wucky

2014 November 24

7inch angel grider - $40


7 inch angel grinder model 1020 by rigid sold at home depot has soft side case great condition.

(Thanks for the post, sd!)

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  1. 2014 November 24
    MissMommyNiceNice permalink

    Ah, the lesser known Angel Grinder. I'll never understand why it didn't catch on like the monkey version.

    Adores: 4
  2. 2014 November 24

    You must be an angel.
    I can see it as you grind,
    And your soft side is so kind,
    And just now it strikes my mind:

    Oooh you're an angel.
    Oooh you're an angel.
    Oooh you're an angel.
    Here to grind for the good of humankind.

    Adores: 1
  3. 2014 November 24
    kelli permalink

    I wouldn't mind grinding a certain well endowed blue eyed angel.

    Adores: 1
  4. 2014 November 24
    kelli permalink

    So is Angel Grinder the grammatically correct and slightly blasphemous version of Grindr?

    Adores: 3
  5. 2014 November 24
    kelli permalink

    It's a rigid angel grinder, are we sure this isn't cleverly disguised fanfic?

    Adores: 4
  6. 2014 November 24
    kelli permalink

    Don't blink. Don't blink. Don't blink. Don't blink. Don't blink. Don't blink. Don't blink.

    Adores: 8
    • 2014 November 24
      nojazzhere permalink

      Uh oh....I blinked.....

      Adores: 3
      • 2014 November 25

        And Jazzy was never heard from again.

        Adores: 1
        • 2014 November 25
          nojazzhere permalink

          Ah, the rumors of my demise have been greatly exaggerated.....uh, or were you making a request?

          Adores: 2
  7. 2014 November 24
    SilvaNoir permalink

    But once you grind up the angels, what do you do with them? Angel burgers?

    Adores: 3
    • 2014 November 24
      HamCan permalink

      Angel Dust, it sells for $500 a gram on the street...or flea powder.

      Adores: 8
    • 2014 November 24
      HamCan permalink

      Starbucks heavenly blend?

      Adores: 1
  8. 2014 November 24
    HamCan permalink

    Angel Grinder is IF's Miley Cyrus tribute band.

    Adores: 2
    • 2014 November 24
      kelli permalink

      So it's not a guitar heavy gospel thrash metal band?

      Adores: 5
      • 2014 November 24
        nojazzhere permalink

        ...and shouldn't the post heading read " 7inch angel grinder operator's manual- $40" ?

        after all, it looks like Sparky (as shown in second picture) grabbed the wrong end of the grinder while it was running......ya gotta read those instructions!

        Adores: 2
  9. 2014 November 24

    I get what an 'angel' is, but I don't get what a 'grider' is.

    This is about sex, isn't it?

    Adores: 3
    • 2014 November 24
      CapnMac permalink

      Well, there's a Josh Grider out there, who is pretty good at pickin' & singin'

      never heard that he has any kin called "An-hel" though.

      Adores: 1
  10. 2014 November 24
    TrumpCat permalink

    I'm glad this only grinds 7 inch angels. I'm taller than that. I should be safe! Phew. I was really worried for a half a second there.

    Adores: 4
    • 2014 November 25

      *gets out yard stick* Must be this tall to avoid grinding. Get over here!

      Adores: 0
  11. 2014 November 24
    Grumpy Grammy permalink

    Come on Sparky, is it a "grider" or a "grinder"? It matters. If it's a "grider", I'll take two. If it's a "grinder", well my angels are already well grinded.

    Adores: 1
  12. 2014 November 24
    Ralph permalink

    Every Tardis should have one of these, but they are also useful for grooming your fish.

    Adores: 2
    • 2014 November 25

      That's gonna be one lucky fish! Wonder what her angle is?

      Adores: 0
      • 2017 January 10

        oklah lau mcm tuk82#30;&ita nntikn sama2 dn sama2 beri sokongan dn peluang nk2 pd ariel peterpn untuk dia braksi smula dipntas konsert besar sprti ini ya..Hot debate. What do you think? 4  6

        Adores: 0
  13. 2014 November 24
    CapnMac permalink

    Hmmm, a "grinder" is a form of sammitch.

    This only leaves the question of whether it's sammitch made for, or of, angles (or Jutes, or Saxons)?

    Adores: 3
  14. 2014 November 24
    TrumpCat permalink

    Is this {insert food chain's name here}'s new campaign idea? I can see it now: "Try our HOT NEW 7 inch Angel Grinder with pickles, olives, onions, lettuce, and a dash of pixie dust."
    Seems awfully expensive- $40 for a 7 inch sammich- but that bonus inch IS filled with angels, so maybe it's worth the extra $35?

    Adores: 1
  15. 2014 November 25

    Hi. Sorry I'm late. More than a day late. Don't even ask about the dollars.

    Capn, Jazzy, I know you are comfy in the box, but guys, pick up the empty pizza boxes and lemonade cans, and line up here. Punchity Punch Punch!

    Oh, didn't realize you were still eating that one.

    Good *checks watch* Day, Stoned Grinders!

    Adores: 0
    • 2014 November 25
      nojazzhere permalink

      That spot of belch/vomit was the Cap'n....I'm not cleaning that up!

      Adores: 2

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