i can walking your dog!!!
I Have some experience walking dogs… i can work whit you schuled please email me…. tanks
You heard the man. Email him tanks!
YSaC, Vol. 224: Verbing weirds language.
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34 responses to “YSaC, Vol. 224: Verbing weirds language.”
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Does he want pictures of tanks? Or actual tanks? I haven’t really gotten a handle on e-mailing people tangible objects (especially something as big as a tank) yet.
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Hmmm…even if I could afford to buy a tank:
1. I definitely wouldn’t give it away. I’d be keeping that baby all to myself. (I might share it with my stepsons)
2. If I DID buy him a tank,wouldn’t the polite thing be for him to come and get it???
3. What kind of Star Trek universe does he live in where a tank can be e-mailed?I’m also not letting him walk my dog. (experience or no experience)
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well, im glad he has experience walking. never ask a person who doesnt know how to walk to walk your dogs. or tanks will be issued.
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but can you painting my house? because that’s what i really needing.
you can painting my tanks, too if you have some experience. -
WHO WAS PHONE?
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schuled? Is that a Jewish retriever?
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I’m pretty sure my dog could write a more coherent CL as than that, so no walkies for you!
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Shame, he is obviously dyslexic.
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Dammit Tasty Prawns! That is a great version of the comment I had in mind! lol
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I recall the “verbing weirds language” from calvin and hobbes. If that’s where it’s from, thumbs up! XD
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you dog. i can walking him. i can do all the things. i can even teaching him to spek.
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Can you tech babby too reid?
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I could, but they need to do way instain mother who does not teach that.
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D/DM, every time I see your “name” I think of Diaminodiphenylmethane, but then I think, you look nothing like a polyurethane elastomer.
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With good reason, Hammy. I’m actually not carbon-based at all.
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Can you jumping through hoops or chasing the cat?
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LL, I don’t think this guy has enough “experience” to chasing a cat.
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SQUIRREL!!!!
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I can ignoring your ad!
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I can throwing extra doors.
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Sparkamundo, I don’t have a dog. Can you flying my parrot? Can you exercising my cats? Can you, just for the sake of argument, leaving the planet?
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Pay no attention to the woman in the box today. I’m, er, just testing the emergency exit and the sound system. Move along, move along.
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Good morning, Garrisonville!
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Just ignore that box in the box with bent nails in the lid and a funny smell…
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In commemoration of yesterday’s post, and because you won that auction fair and square, we’ve compressed the box to fit on a 128 MB CompactFlash card. Enjoy these animated GIFs and our embarrassingly large collection of MIDI music that plays automatically upon entry!
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i can walking your dog!!!
What a yo-yo.
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Baby, you can walking my dog!!!
Yes, I’m going to being a star!!!
Baby, you can walking my dog!!!
And baby, I loving you!!! -
i can no thing add
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I can going to corner but I no thinking up anything worthy.
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This was posted by a dog who is left alone all day and is lonely. He’s just trying to find out where the other dogs in the neighborhood are so he can make some friends. Considering the lack of opposable thumbs and that English is not his first language, this is a really well-written ad!
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AR, I think you’ve got it! I think what he was trying to say was:
“I have some experience walking, dogs. I can work with you, Scooby. Please email me. Treats.”
ETA: The heading should read, “I can walk, you’re a dog.”
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It’s times like these when I say to my self, Self, Punchity Punch Punch! *ouch*
G’Night, Stanley Coren!
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Almost like the time you looked in the mirror and saw someone else instead of your reflection?
o.O.
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Uh, yeah. Just like that. Say, LL, has your doctor adjusted your meds lately? It could be time. 8)
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