YSaC, Vol. 355: I didn’t know there would be heavy lifting involved.

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Missionary Style CD Storage Cabinet – $30


Missionary style CD storage cabinet. Only 4 years old, in good shape. Must be able to pick up.

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Thanks for the submission [heh heh], Meghan!

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31 responses to “YSaC, Vol. 355: I didn’t know there would be heavy lifting involved.”

  1. Colleen in MA Avatar
    Colleen in MA

    How did the doors decide which was on top and which was on bottom?

    1. Lola Avatar
      Lola

      My thoughts exactly.

  2. Monica Hamburg Avatar

    I see why it has to go. It’s only Missionary “style”, so it didn’t put enough effort into converting the CDs.

  3. vickie Avatar
    vickie

    Okay, I love how 8 votes said theirs was better but there are only 3 comments right now

    1. drmk Avatar
      drmk

      I noticed that too. C’mon, if you’ve got the snark, bring the snark. If you like someone else’s snark, reply to that one to let us know!

      1. Charlie Everywhere Avatar
        Charlie Everywhere

        I commented with mine, but I still voted for the boring porn collection.

        1. Monica Hamburg Avatar

          I commented with mine too – and still voted for horizontal pic positioning joke. A classic.

  4. Charlie Everywhere Avatar
    Charlie Everywhere

    I’m not going to make these types of disgusting jokes about a cabinet that’s only four years old.

    Except…

    Missionary or not, it clearly likes to be on top. That’s why any potential buyer must be able to pick it up.

    1. Colleen in MA Avatar
      Colleen in MA

      “… jokes about a cabinet that’s only four years old”

      Ha! you’re right … what have we become?

    2. Katy Avatar
      Katy

      “… jokes about a cabinet that’s only four years old”

      I’m taking that to mean that after having only missionary style *furniture* for four years, anyone would walk away to find something better.

    3. candace Avatar

      What kind of pick up lines do you use when you’re trying to get some wood?

  5. Jon Avatar
    Jon

    Strangely, this item is still more popular than the Cleveland Steamer trunk.

    What, too far?

    1. Maya Avatar
      Maya

      Haha and Ewww….

    2. drmk Avatar
      drmk

      Brilliant!

    3. dogface Avatar
      dogface

      Holy crap! XD That one almost made barf from laughter! Although I suppose that’d be another piece of furniture….

    4. madkathy Avatar

      Hahaha… yes, too far, but loving it.

  6. Mrphysic Avatar
    Mrphysic

    Maybe instead of being a “CD storage cabinet” it’s actually a “seedy storage cabinet”. Oh yeah, and that $30? – is actually just the hourly rate…..(whorage cabinet?)

    I find it hard to talk about my sexual fondness for furniture though – I’m still in the closet…..

    OK I’ll stop now.

    1. Mrphysic Avatar
      Mrphysic

      Actually no – I have more……..

      This would go well with my doggy style TV and entertainment centre and my orgy style three piece suite.

      Next on my list of Comfort Sutra is an S+M shoe rack…….anybody?

    2. Mrphysic Avatar
      Mrphysic

      I’m also tempted to parody Family Guy:

      *ring, ring* “hi, accident and emergency?…

      yeah Hi it’s Mrphysic……….

      Oh I’ve had worse……

      I got it caught in a cabinet this time – see you in 10?….

      Great – regards to your wife – ciao” *click*

  7. brashieel Avatar
    brashieel

    Oddly enough, in spite of terrible description and image decisions, this is the first item I’ve seen here and thought “I might buy that.”

    Still, I can kind of see how its “missionary style.” Its functional enough, but kind of boring. I bet you get tired of it after a while. 🙂

    1. drmk Avatar
      drmk

      What? You didn’t want the nacho cheese fountain or the stuffed raccoon?

      1. candace Avatar

        I LOVED the raccoon. I want him above my front door, lol.

    2. rikku Avatar
      rikku

      Though it’s hard to tell from the picture, I’m pretty sure I DID buy this cabinet – and still have it in service. It’s part of the ‘Lekvisk’ family of cheap assemble-it-yourself stuff from, who else, IKEA.

  8. Catherine Avatar
    Catherine

    It’s like a ‘choose your own adventure’ blog!

  9. Dan Avatar
    Dan

    It appears to be lying on its side, in the classic “Close your eyes and think of England” posture. Maybe it doesn’t enjoy storing CDs, but does it anyway just to get it over with.

  10. corn flakes Avatar
    corn flakes

    “Must be able to pick up.”
    If i could pick it up, it would not have to settle for “Missionary style”

    I wonder if the furniture company has a pet line. It could be doggy style.

  11. lmao Avatar
    lmao

    Oh, if you think that’s “too far” …..

    http://www.furnitureporn.com

  12. DblHelix Avatar
    DblHelix

    What? We get to see it, but not whatever was on top of it the last four years? Or was that in the next listing?

  13. Iam1337king Avatar
    Iam1337king

    Come on guys… nothing about CD=cross dresser… this is an obvious CL abbreviation and no one caught it.

    This is obviously a cross dressing cabinet that only enjoys the missionary position.

  14. Sofa Slipcover Avatar

    we have metal shoe racks at home and we use it to hold those large boots and heavy leather shoes ~.”

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