Missionary Style CD Storage Cabinet – $30
Missionary style CD storage cabinet. Only 4 years old, in good shape. Must be able to pick up.
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How did the doors decide which was on top and which was on bottom?
My thoughts exactly.
I see why it has to go. It’s only Missionary “style”, so it didn’t put enough effort into converting the CDs.
Okay, I love how 8 votes said theirs was better but there are only 3 comments right now
I noticed that too. C’mon, if you’ve got the snark, bring the snark. If you like someone else’s snark, reply to that one to let us know!
I commented with mine, but I still voted for the boring porn collection.
I commented with mine too – and still voted for horizontal pic positioning joke. A classic.
I’m not going to make these types of disgusting jokes about a cabinet that’s only four years old.
Except…
Missionary or not, it clearly likes to be on top. That’s why any potential buyer must be able to pick it up.
“… jokes about a cabinet that’s only four years old”
Ha! you’re right … what have we become?
“… jokes about a cabinet that’s only four years old”
I’m taking that to mean that after having only missionary style *furniture* for four years, anyone would walk away to find something better.
What kind of pick up lines do you use when you’re trying to get some wood?
Strangely, this item is still more popular than the Cleveland Steamer trunk.
What, too far?
Haha and Ewww….
Brilliant!
Holy crap! XD That one almost made barf from laughter! Although I suppose that’d be another piece of furniture….
Hahaha… yes, too far, but loving it.
Maybe instead of being a “CD storage cabinet” it’s actually a “seedy storage cabinet”. Oh yeah, and that $30? – is actually just the hourly rate…..(whorage cabinet?)
I find it hard to talk about my sexual fondness for furniture though – I’m still in the closet…..
OK I’ll stop now.
Actually no – I have more……..
This would go well with my doggy style TV and entertainment centre and my orgy style three piece suite.
Next on my list of Comfort Sutra is an S+M shoe rack…….anybody?
I’m also tempted to parody Family Guy:
*ring, ring* “hi, accident and emergency?…
yeah Hi it’s Mrphysic……….
Oh I’ve had worse……
I got it caught in a cabinet this time – see you in 10?….
Great – regards to your wife – ciao” *click*
Giggity giggity!
Oddly enough, in spite of terrible description and image decisions, this is the first item I’ve seen here and thought “I might buy that.”
Still, I can kind of see how its “missionary style.” Its functional enough, but kind of boring. I bet you get tired of it after a while. 🙂
What? You didn’t want the nacho cheese fountain or the stuffed raccoon?
I LOVED the raccoon. I want him above my front door, lol.
Though it’s hard to tell from the picture, I’m pretty sure I DID buy this cabinet – and still have it in service. It’s part of the ‘Lekvisk’ family of cheap assemble-it-yourself stuff from, who else, IKEA.
It’s like a ‘choose your own adventure’ blog!
It appears to be lying on its side, in the classic “Close your eyes and think of England” posture. Maybe it doesn’t enjoy storing CDs, but does it anyway just to get it over with.
“Must be able to pick up.”
If i could pick it up, it would not have to settle for “Missionary style”
I wonder if the furniture company has a pet line. It could be doggy style.
Oh, if you think that’s “too far” …..
http://www.furnitureporn.com
What? We get to see it, but not whatever was on top of it the last four years? Or was that in the next listing?
Come on guys… nothing about CD=cross dresser… this is an obvious CL abbreviation and no one caught it.
This is obviously a cross dressing cabinet that only enjoys the missionary position.
we have metal shoe racks at home and we use it to hold those large boots and heavy leather shoes ~.”