horse moneuwer
u load ur self
You know those letters you were trying to save by using u and ur? Yeah, you pretty much made up for it by adding in the random letters in the title.
I mean, I realize that the word “manure” is obsceuwer, but I asseuwer you that yoeuwer ad will proceuwer more grandeuwer if youeuwer spelling is more mateuwer and less unseuwer.
Ow. That hurt.
Thanks to Heidi for the ad!
Why would I load myself with monuwer? Shouldn’t I bring a truck or wheel barrow or small child of whom I am not very fond?
I think it’s a poorly written random insult. But I would say to the poster, no, sir, its u who r a load uv manouwer.
well, thats just a load of horse shit i tell ya what
Not to mention “urself” is KLEARLY one word, not too.
The morale of the story: sometimes it’s okay just to say “poop.”
The moral, however, is that if you use too many letters in the title, there won’t be enough left for the ad.
Not to mention the ‘hey, come scoop up my horse shit for me!’ factor. Free, even!
At first, I though they were trying to use the British spelling of maneuver (manoeuvre). o.O
wow, that word was so slaughtered that i couldnt make it out until your comment.
(I thought it was a typo horse maneuver too)
Or they could’ve been going for hors d’œuvre. Which manure clearly wouldn’t be.
That would be horses’ deoeuvers (I’m going with the possessive here) to this guy.
Mine hors d’œuvres?
At first glance I read “house manouvre.” Couldn’t figure it out for the life of me.
I think that’s when they load the house onto a trailer to move it…
I thought that too, then saw “u load ur self.”
Well, if someone actually does a search for “horse moneuwer” and hooks up with this person at least they speak the same language. I’m just thankful (or perhaps disappointed) that they didn’t take a stab at the word “fertilizer.”
I grew up in the country and manure is abundant there … and yet … was barely able to figure this out from context.
really is it that hard to either bring up word and type the word manure in it (spell check) or to go to dictionary.com so you don’t look like an idiot?
In his (or her) defense, I often misspell manure so badly the spell checker doesn’t know what the hell I’m trying to say! It’s one of those words where phonics fails me.
However there is NO excuse for the crap he typed in the body of the ad. It would only have been three words long. After all the hoops CL makes you go through to post an ad, do you really need to save characters there?
I’ll be honest, this entire poast made my skull contract.
I reckon that there is an element of zen to this post. It’s pointing out that all of the crap that’s in our lives is stuff that we’ve loaded onto ourselves. The incorrect spelling is actually even deeper – signifying that sometimes we can’t even recognise the crap in our lives for what it is……..This advertiser was truly wise beyond all comprehension – or a hick.
It’s all so cleeur now!
I blame THE SYSTEM. YEAH. THAT’S RIGHT.
“horse moneuwer
u load ur self”
Fuck man, that’s fucking beautiful dude. So deep and yet such brevity!
I’m gonna get that tattooed on my arm. In Biblical Hebrew. At sunrise.
Wipes away a tear ….
@Gridlock What a lovely thought … will you have it tattooed on your front or back right leg?
The whole family had a good laugh at your comments. Oh, man…the abs hurt.
There is absolutely no coincidence between Silva’s birthday and this ad. Anyone who thinks so is full of houres sheet.
Did you say sheet cake? I brought the plates!
I’ll never wish for a pony again.
But I already have a full load…
Who’s turn is it?
Happy 19th (or so) Birthday Silva.
Happy birthday!
Happy birthday Silva. I wear your art all the time.
**draws elaborate birthday greetings of elegance and beuaty, only to have them eaten by [six or seven pages of expletive, imprecation, invective, profanity and obscenity]malware in the form of a Fake Win Security Suite (again).**
//tries jedi birthday wishes instead//
Thanks everybody! I’m back from the Boston Comic Con where I treated myself to many Teen Titans, Batman, Robin, Superboy, and WonderWoman comics 8) most of them 2 for a dollar.
If you happened to be there, I was wearing a black shirt with Harley Quinn in a martini glass blowing heart shaped bubbles (at least 5 different people told me they liked my shirt).
Later tonight I’ll be having red velvet cupcakes. (Diet be damned, it’s my birthday!)
It’s so nice to be turning 19 again an entire decade later…. uh, I mean…
I’m so jealous, we haven’t been able to afford ComicCon International here in San Diego for a couple years now, and flying to any of the other big cons would be too expensive too. I wonder if I could organize a Yard Comic Con?
Admission was $20 and I spent only $35 at the dealers’ tables, so it wasn’t too big of a dent on my wallet. I would have loved to get art from the famous artists, BUT I can’t afford what they were asking. I’ll stick to drawing my own for free.
Out of curiosity, what comics are you into Windy?
I’ve always loved Batman and the Teen Titans, All the Justice Leagues, and many years ago I was a Sgt. Rock fan. Nowadays I go to the cons for the web artists. I have a long list of people I gush over, from Phil Foglio, Kris Straub, and Scott Kurtz to Jennie Breeden and Danielle Corsetto. But I especially miss Rich Stevens, and he even was concerned the first time we didn’t show up. What a sweet guy!
I’m getting an ad to play a “free online game” called “Howrse”.
Oi vey.
I am getting one for elitesitter which has super nannies. Must be from the satan post.
I had elitesitter earlier today but there have been a couple of days where I’ve had an ad for Therabreath. “Bad breath? Therabreath stops it, guaranteed!”
What is my computer trying to tell me? *cries*
Just “BrainGrade” for me–but ScriptBlocker is set to high on this laptop
Does it go all the way to 11, Capn?
“Horse Pucky” was the favorite cuss word of my grandfather. He would have told you to ‘go load yourself’, as well.
I kan sae noethang worng wyth this add.
I’ll let you borrow the dictionary, it’s good for holding up wobbly furniture.
0 results found for “horse moneuwer”. Did you mean to load yourself with:
Horse manoeuvre
Horse man-o-war
Horse lawnmower
Horseman ewer
Hors d’œuvre
Horton Hears a Who
I was thinking horse lawnmower too. A green solution! No gas or electricity required… just let him munch away on the lawn.
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Been a little distracted this week, but I did find a little time to write.
Now I’m curious who Googled, and I quote: ” “penis came off” magic ” Someone from Mississipp-in-your-i did. On their Wii (or DS). Come on, fess up. Which one of you was it?
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I tried to get here earlier to punch out, but the site was down or something, and besides, Bianchi didn’t show up anyway. Mr. Sound, Punchity Punch Punch!
G’Night, Tattersalls!
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