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YSaC, Vol. LXXII

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BUY MY VOTE FOR THE 2008 PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION!! – $10000

Fight the naysayers who told you your vote doesn’t count. Fight them by making it count twice.

Double your impact on the 2008 electoral polls by adding my vote to your cause.

The vote for sale will go to the state of Pennsylvania.

I will need your selections and a deposit of $2,500 by October 28th. (one week before election day)

You know what’s extra great about this? In several states, it’s illegal to sell your vote. It’s always nice to see someone setting themselves up for a felony on Craigslist.

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12 responses to “YSaC, Vol. LXXII”

  1. jess Avatar
    jess

    It’s like a get rich quick scam that will land both of you in jail. Plus, it’s illegal to go into the voting booth with anyone anywhere, so you wouldn’t even know if you were getting a return on your investment.

  2. drmk Avatar
    drmk

    In other instances of this I found in doing my copious research, people have offered to take a cell phone picture of their ballot to “prove” that they voted the way you paid for.

    It’s still slimy.

  3. jess Avatar
    jess

    i can’t believe people value their freedom (*cough*cough*…ahem) so little that they are willing to sell it.

  4. drmk Avatar
    drmk

    Or that someone doesn’t have strong enough convictions in this election to want to cast their own ballot, especially in a state like Pennsylvania.

  5. Jennifer Avatar
    Jennifer

    Wait – it’s only illegal in SOME states? Does that mean it’s legal in other states?

    Isn’t this one of those things that should definitely be illegal everywhere?

    1. Windrose Avatar
      Windrose

      I so agree with Jennifer, this should be across the board. Just wait until I am elected empress! I’ll change all that election nonsense. 8)

  6. Badcoladog Avatar
    Badcoladog

    Windrose for Empress?… Windrose for Empress! Windrose for Empress!! Windrose for Empress! Windrose for Empress!!! Windrose for Empress!!! Windrose for Empress! Windrose for Empress! Windrose for Empress! Windrose for Empress!!!! Windrose for Empress!!!! Windrose for Empress! Windrose for Empress! Windrose for Empress! Windrose for Empress! Windrose for Empress! Windrose for Empress! Windrose for Empress!!!! Wind!rose for Emp!ress! Windrose for Empress!!!! Windrose for Empress!!!! Windrose for Empress! Windrose for Empress!!! Windrose for Empress! Windrose for Empress! Windrose for Empress!!!!!!! Yay! (Go on count those exclamation marks, prove your OCD) Windrose for Empress!!!! Windrose for Empress!!

  7. drmk Avatar
    drmk

    55 before the parenthetical, 61 counting the ones afterwards.

    I’m ashamed of myself.

    1. Kiki Avatar
      Kiki

      …….

      ~applaudes drmk~

      I counted too.

      *blush*

    2. LurkRealClose Avatar
      LurkRealClose

      I’m trying really hard to take your word for it and not have to count them myself.

    3. Dete Avatar
      Dete

      I got 56 before the parenthesis. Did you count the one after the Yay? Or did you miss the one between Wind and Rose, like I nearly did?

      1. Mysterious Redhead Avatar
        Mysterious Redhead

        I got 57 before the parenthesis, there is also one in Empress.

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