YSaC, Vol. LXXII

2008 October 8
tags: ,
by drmk

BUY MY VOTE FOR THE 2008 PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION!! – $10000

Fight the naysayers who told you your vote doesn’t count. Fight them by making it count twice.

Double your impact on the 2008 electoral polls by adding my vote to your cause.

The vote for sale will go to the state of Pennsylvania.

I will need your selections and a deposit of $2,500 by October 28th. (one week before election day)

You know what’s extra great about this? In several states, it’s illegal to sell your vote. It’s always nice to see someone setting themselves up for a felony on Craigslist.

from → general


»
«
12 Responses leave one →
  1. 2008 October 10
    jess permalink

    It’s like a get rich quick scam that will land both of you in jail. Plus, it’s illegal to go into the voting booth with anyone anywhere, so you wouldn’t even know if you were getting a return on your investment.

    Adores: 1
  2. 2008 October 10
    drmk permalink

    In other instances of this I found in doing my copious research, people have offered to take a cell phone picture of their ballot to “prove” that they voted the way you paid for.

    It’s still slimy.

    Adores: 0
  3. 2008 October 11
    jess permalink

    i can’t believe people value their freedom (*cough*cough*…ahem) so little that they are willing to sell it.

    Adores: 1
  4. 2008 October 11
    drmk permalink

    Or that someone doesn’t have strong enough convictions in this election to want to cast their own ballot, especially in a state like Pennsylvania.

    Adores: 0
  5. 2009 January 11
    Jennifer permalink

    Wait – it’s only illegal in SOME states? Does that mean it’s legal in other states?

    Isn’t this one of those things that should definitely be illegal everywhere?

    Adores: 1
    • 2009 June 20
      Windrose permalink

      I so agree with Jennifer, this should be across the board. Just wait until I am elected empress! I’ll change all that election nonsense. 8)

      Adores: 3
  6. 2009 November 11
    Badcoladog permalink

    Windrose for Empress?… Windrose for Empress! Windrose for Empress!! Windrose for Empress! Windrose for Empress!!! Windrose for Empress!!! Windrose for Empress! Windrose for Empress! Windrose for Empress! Windrose for Empress!!!! Windrose for Empress!!!! Windrose for Empress! Windrose for Empress! Windrose for Empress! Windrose for Empress! Windrose for Empress! Windrose for Empress! Windrose for Empress!!!! Wind!rose for Emp!ress! Windrose for Empress!!!! Windrose for Empress!!!! Windrose for Empress! Windrose for Empress!!! Windrose for Empress! Windrose for Empress! Windrose for Empress!!!!!!! Yay! (Go on count those exclamation marks, prove your OCD) Windrose for Empress!!!! Windrose for Empress!!

    Adores: 0
  7. 2009 November 11
    drmk permalink

    55 before the parenthetical, 61 counting the ones afterwards.

    I’m ashamed of myself.

    Adores: 3
    • 2009 November 11
      Kiki permalink

      …….

      ~applaudes drmk~

      I counted too.

      *blush*

      Adores: 0
    • 2009 November 11
      LurkRealClose permalink

      I’m trying really hard to take your word for it and not have to count them myself.

      Adores: 1
    • 2011 July 26
      Dete permalink

      I got 56 before the parenthesis. Did you count the one after the Yay? Or did you miss the one between Wind and Rose, like I nearly did?

      Adores: 0
      • 2011 September 22
        Mysterious Redhead permalink

        I got 57 before the parenthesis, there is also one in Empress.

        Adores: 0

Leave a Reply

You must be logged in to post a comment.